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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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(November 18, 2021 at 5:32 pm)A. Secular Human Wrote:
(November 18, 2021 at 1:47 pm)T.J. Wrote: Needless to say there was a reason they called it Coke 8D

My mom does not believe this.

It's very well documented that this was the case.  You might share this with her:

https://teens.drugabuse.gov/blog/post/co...alous-past

Is she a theist, perchance?

Sadly yes. She's been one all her life and she lived a long life. I still love her though.

Meanwhile my dad blames God for what happened to me with my mental illness and time in jail.
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(November 18, 2021 at 7:57 pm)T.J. Wrote:
(November 18, 2021 at 5:32 pm)A. Secular Human Wrote: It's very well documented that this was the case.  You might share this with her:

https://teens.drugabuse.gov/blog/post/co...alous-past

Is she a theist, perchance?

Sadly yes. She's been one all her life and she lived a long life. I still love her though.

Meanwhile my dad blames God for what happened to me with my mental illness and time in jail.

I asked that particular question because I've seen an interesting pattern with theists...some can show a healthy skepticism, like hers with the "cocaine in Coke" thing.  That idea sounds fairly implausible to pretty much everybody.

But something as absolutely batshit crazy as an invisible, all-powerful magical sky fairy, and all that skepticism goes right out the window.  The mental disconnect is breathtaking.
Disappointing theists since 1968!
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Boru
‘Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted whenever I am contradicted.’ Ralph Waldo Emerson
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(November 20, 2021 at 6:00 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: [Image: 315b0b7f5eb854a9cdf1aa86d8501f0f18b6db04...e75b_1.jpg]

Boru

For that difficult to shop for person on your list, I assume?
                              It's like herding cats around here...feral cats, at that.                                                          
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(November 20, 2021 at 6:26 am)arewethereyet Wrote:
(November 20, 2021 at 6:00 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: [Image: 315b0b7f5eb854a9cdf1aa86d8501f0f18b6db04...e75b_1.jpg]

Boru

For that difficult to shop for person on your list, I assume?

Yup, the perfect gift for someone who has everything. I mean, everything except a weaponized taco-holding religious icon sex toy.

Boru
‘Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted whenever I am contradicted.’ Ralph Waldo Emerson
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(November 20, 2021 at 6:31 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(November 20, 2021 at 6:26 am)arewethereyet Wrote: For that difficult to shop for person on your list, I assume?

Yup, the perfect gift for someone who has everything. I mean, everything except a weaponized taco-holding religious icon sex toy.

Boru

It's a thing that I buy random gifts for older daughter and her husband...like totally random...but this may be a step too far.
                              It's like herding cats around here...feral cats, at that.                                                          
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Boru
‘Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted whenever I am contradicted.’ Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Regarding mass shootings -


When I walk into a store in the middle of November and they are playing Christmas music - I understand where the lone gunman is coming from.......


Fortunately - firearm deer season runs from the 15th to the end of the month.....
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(November 20, 2021 at 7:30 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: [Image: m9PjYdE.jpeg]

Boru

Why isn't this considered self-defense?
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