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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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(November 18, 2021 at 5:32 pm)A. Secular Human Wrote:
(November 18, 2021 at 1:47 pm)T.J. Wrote: Needless to say there was a reason they called it Coke 8D

My mom does not believe this.

It's very well documented that this was the case.  You might share this with her:

https://teens.drugabuse.gov/blog/post/co...alous-past

Is she a theist, perchance?

Sadly yes. She's been one all her life and she lived a long life. I still love her though.

Meanwhile my dad blames God for what happened to me with my mental illness and time in jail.
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(November 18, 2021 at 7:57 pm)T.J. Wrote:
(November 18, 2021 at 5:32 pm)A. Secular Human Wrote: It's very well documented that this was the case.  You might share this with her:

https://teens.drugabuse.gov/blog/post/co...alous-past

Is she a theist, perchance?

Sadly yes. She's been one all her life and she lived a long life. I still love her though.

Meanwhile my dad blames God for what happened to me with my mental illness and time in jail.

I asked that particular question because I've seen an interesting pattern with theists...some can show a healthy skepticism, like hers with the "cocaine in Coke" thing.  That idea sounds fairly implausible to pretty much everybody.

But something as absolutely batshit crazy as an invisible, all-powerful magical sky fairy, and all that skepticism goes right out the window.  The mental disconnect is breathtaking.
Disappointing theists since 1968!
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Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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(November 20, 2021 at 6:00 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: [Image: 315b0b7f5eb854a9cdf1aa86d8501f0f18b6db04...e75b_1.jpg]

Boru

For that difficult to shop for person on your list, I assume?
  
“If you are the smartest person in the room, then you are in the wrong room.” — Confucius
                                      
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(November 20, 2021 at 6:26 am)arewethereyet Wrote:
(November 20, 2021 at 6:00 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: [Image: 315b0b7f5eb854a9cdf1aa86d8501f0f18b6db04...e75b_1.jpg]

Boru

For that difficult to shop for person on your list, I assume?

Yup, the perfect gift for someone who has everything. I mean, everything except a weaponized taco-holding religious icon sex toy.

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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(November 20, 2021 at 6:31 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(November 20, 2021 at 6:26 am)arewethereyet Wrote: For that difficult to shop for person on your list, I assume?

Yup, the perfect gift for someone who has everything. I mean, everything except a weaponized taco-holding religious icon sex toy.

Boru

It's a thing that I buy random gifts for older daughter and her husband...like totally random...but this may be a step too far.
  
“If you are the smartest person in the room, then you are in the wrong room.” — Confucius
                                      
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Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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Regarding mass shootings -


When I walk into a store in the middle of November and they are playing Christmas music - I understand where the lone gunman is coming from.......


Fortunately - firearm deer season runs from the 15th to the end of the month.....
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(November 20, 2021 at 7:30 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: [Image: m9PjYdE.jpeg]

Boru

Why isn't this considered self-defense?
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