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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 21, 2021 at 1:19 pm
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I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 21, 2021 at 1:22 pm
I remember a version of that from my youth that had "merchantmen" in in it, but google's not finding it for me.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 22, 2021 at 12:26 pm
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 22, 2021 at 6:56 pm
yeeeouch!
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 22, 2021 at 8:56 pm
(December 22, 2021 at 12:26 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: [Image: Sqq.jpg]

Try doing this to a human.

They really struggle*





*if they"re conscious....
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 22, 2021 at 9:56 pm
Stormy Daniels said they had an affair.

Trump says they didn't.

Who are you going to believe, the fake blond with the big tits, or Stormy Daniels?
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 22, 2021 at 11:19 pm
Lego about to go out of business:

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 23, 2021 at 5:23 am
Wisdom from His Royal Ozzness:

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 24, 2021 at 5:36 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 26, 2021 at 5:51 am
With all these childrens' toy requiring batteries, millions of women around the world have had to resort to having sex with their husbands this holiday season.

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