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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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I remember a version of that from my youth that had "merchantmen" in in it, but google's not finding it for me.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
yeeeouch!
(December 22, 2021 at 12:26 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: Try doing this to a human. They really struggle* *if they"re conscious....
Dying to live, living to die.
Stormy Daniels said they had an affair.
Trump says they didn't. Who are you going to believe, the fake blond with the big tits, or Stormy Daniels?
Dying to live, living to die.
Lego about to go out of business:
Dying to live, living to die.
Wisdom from His Royal Ozzness:
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
With all these childrens' toy requiring batteries, millions of women around the world have had to resort to having sex with their husbands this holiday season.
Dying to live, living to die.
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