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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 28, 2022 at 11:37 am
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March 1, 2022 at 5:00 am
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March 1, 2022 at 5:41 am
(March 1, 2022 at 5:00 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
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March 1, 2022 at 7:21 am
Stop pussyfooting around then.
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March 1, 2022 at 8:54 pm
You gotta grind the pill up and put it in canned food.
It's never occured to me to try to give a cat a pill the way you can do with dogs. That just seems physically impossible.
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March 1, 2022 at 9:02 pm
(March 1, 2022 at 8:54 pm)vulcanlogician Wrote: You gotta grind the pill up and put it in canned food.
It's never occured to me to try to give a cat a pill the way you can do with dogs. That just seems physically impossible.
You're lucky that worked...cats are very good at detecting medication no matter how hard you try to hide it.
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March 1, 2022 at 9:09 pm
The trick is: I usually only feed my cats dry food. Only when it's "pill time" do they ever get canned.
They don't think of it like "canned food with weird shit in it." They think: "Oh boy! Not dry food!"
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March 1, 2022 at 10:19 pm
(March 1, 2022 at 9:02 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: (March 1, 2022 at 8:54 pm)vulcanlogician Wrote: You gotta grind the pill up and put it in canned food.
It's never occured to me to try to give a cat a pill the way you can do with dogs. That just seems physically impossible.
You're lucky that worked...cats are very good at detecting medication no matter how hard you try to hide it.
With dogs all you need is a piece of cheese.
Not always true. My wife had a Cocka-Poo that could always tell when a foreign substance was in a treat. I'd say it's mostly the emotional behavior of the servants, tbh.
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March 1, 2022 at 10:21 pm
(March 1, 2022 at 10:19 pm)Fireball Wrote: (March 1, 2022 at 9:02 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: You're lucky that worked...cats are very good at detecting medication no matter how hard you try to hide it.
With dogs all you need is a piece of cheese.
Not always true. My wife had a Cocka-Poo that could always tell when a foreign substance was in a treat. I'd say it's mostly the emotional behavior of the servants, tbh.
I have a backup plan...peanut butter. Smear a little on top of one their treats and stick the pill in the peanut butter.
I wouldn't try to give my cat a pill unless I had some welding gloves and lots of bandages on hand.
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