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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 25, 2022 at 6:41 pm
(April 24, 2022 at 12:16 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: Man: Am I the only one you've ever been with?
Wife: Yes
Man:
Wife: The others were all nines and tens.
That took me a second read. But worth the squint.
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April 26, 2022 at 4:38 am
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April 27, 2022 at 3:25 am
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April 27, 2022 at 5:12 am
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April 27, 2022 at 7:16 am
I've always wondered what color their poop and pee would look like. Blue, more blue than brown or yellow, vice versa?
It might be a bit sad that I think about these kinds of things.
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April 27, 2022 at 11:40 am
(April 27, 2022 at 7:16 am)brewer Wrote: I've always wondered what color their poop and pee would look like. Blue, more blue than brown or yellow, vice versa?
It might be a bit sad that I think about these kinds of things.
Herbert mentioned (I think in one of the prequels) that melange only affects the sclera and irises of the eyes. AFAIK, it was never explained why it doesn’t affect other tissues or the excreta.
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April 27, 2022 at 12:53 pm
Well that was weird.....
I just had somebody stop to buy maple syrup - who.was a dead ringer for Willem Dafoe. Even sounded a fair bit like him.
Ever have that happen? You meet someone that might be a famous person - but ya gotta be cool about it and not say anything? Odds are they have heard it before.... And it WAS somebody famous - odds are they just appreciate you being chill and not making a scene out of it.
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April 27, 2022 at 1:03 pm
(April 27, 2022 at 12:53 pm)onlinebiker Wrote: Well that was weird.....
I just had somebody stop to buy maple syrup - who.was a dead ringer for Willem Dafoe. Even sounded a fair bit like him.
Ever have that happen? You meet someone that might be a famous person - but ya gotta be cool about it and not say anything? Odds are they have heard it before.... And it WAS somebody famous - odds are they just appreciate you being chill and not making a scene out of it.
Saw one bloke who looked remarkably like George Harrison. Fairly certain it wasn’t him, as I saw him in 2006.
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