Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread

[The Valkyrie]

[pocaracas]

[Silver]

[arewethereyet]

You would think that with all the swearing our Grey hears, she would have a potty beak...for some reason, she doesn't.

[arewethereyet]

Where is @The Grand Nudger when you need him?

[Fake Messiah]

[arewethereyet]

My southern country husband thought this was the correct approach with me...I was beyond being barefoot and pregnant.  I told him more than once that he had to sleep sometime.  Lucky for him, he learned fairly quickly.

[Silver]

My southern country husband thought this was the correct approach with me...I was beyond being barefoot and pregnant.  I told him more than once that he had to sleep sometime.  Lucky for him, he learned fairly quickly.

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Met an aide at my new place of employment who grew up traditionally Pentecostal. Wouldn't know it seeing her now and hearing the stories she tells of the things she's done. Some of her sisters are still within the faith. Some of them, like her, managed to escape.

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[arewethereyet]

My southern country husband thought this was the correct approach with me...I was beyond being barefoot and pregnant.  I told him more than once that he had to sleep sometime.  Lucky for him, he learned fairly quickly.

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Met an aide at my new place of employment who grew up traditionally Pentecostal. Wouldn't know it seeing her now and hearing the stories she tells of the things she's done. Some of her sisters are still within the faith. Some of them, like her, managed to escape.

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When I first moved here I worked for a small company that employed a very close knit group of female immigrants from Mexico.  They weren't exactly bashful in their conversations, especially with regard to their husbands.  And they often spoke in Spanglish so even someone like me could figure out what was being discussed.  A woman was hired who was a long denim skirt wearing, long hair having Pentecostal.  She didn't last long.  She nearly blushed herself to death.

[A. Secular Human]

I though for sure that there would be a demand for a bj in there somewhere!