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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
August 20, 2022 at 12:26 am
Elvis has left the womb.

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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
August 20, 2022 at 2:55 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
August 20, 2022 at 3:51 am
(August 20, 2022 at 2:55 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: [Image: zi2hfNe.jpeg]

Boru

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Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
August 21, 2022 at 5:06 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
August 22, 2022 at 4:20 am
I'm re-thinking my opposition to pizza - this one looks absolutely delicious!




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August 23, 2022 at 10:46 pm
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
August 24, 2022 at 8:40 pm
(August 23, 2022 at 10:46 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: [Image: Cass.jpg]

And scratches would EF them up!
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August 27, 2022 at 6:08 pm
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Behold Ukraine's deadliest weapon the TKL (Tactical Kitty Launcher) If you have ever dealt with an angry cat you know Russia is fucked.
"Change was inevitable"


Nemo sicut deus debet esse!

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
August 27, 2022 at 6:10 pm
(August 27, 2022 at 6:08 pm)Helios Wrote: [Image: oZ1U9eT.jpg]
Behold Ukraine's deadliest weapon the TKL (Tactical Kitty Launcher) If you have ever dealt with an angry cat you know Russia is fucked.

I knew it.  Blue is really a weapon of mass destruction in a cat suit.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
August 28, 2022 at 6:22 am
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