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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
August 28, 2022 at 12:43 pm
Ah, nostalgia humor from 15 years ago.



teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
August 28, 2022 at 3:13 pm
(August 28, 2022 at 12:43 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: Ah, nostalgia humor from 15 years ago.




Plastic Barbie ain't too bright.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

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August 28, 2022 at 9:12 pm
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"What a little moonlight can do." ~ Billie Holiday
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
August 29, 2022 at 11:59 am
I'd say that quote from Miss SC was not one of my state's proudest moments, but I'm not sure it stands out enough to count.
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August 30, 2022 at 4:04 am
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August 30, 2022 at 6:27 pm
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September 1, 2022 at 6:29 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 1, 2022 at 2:54 pm
A short video from old RTÉ current affairs programme, Radharc:



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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 1, 2022 at 3:38 pm
(September 1, 2022 at 2:54 pm)GUBU Wrote: A short video from old RTÉ current affairs programme, Radharc:




Our local church had a sign outside: ‘No Mucky Wellies, Please’, next to a basin and a hose pipe for rinsing them off. Not everyone complied - a faint odor of dung is still one of my memories of attending Mass as a child.

The joys of living in a farming community.

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 1, 2022 at 4:05 pm
(September 1, 2022 at 3:38 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(September 1, 2022 at 2:54 pm)GUBU Wrote: A short video from old RTÉ current affairs programme, Radharc:




Our local church had a sign outside: ‘No Mucky Wellies, Please’, next to a basin and a hose pipe for rinsing them off. Not everyone complied - a faint odor of dung is still one of my memories of attending Mass as a child.

The joys of living in a farming community.

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That brings back a memory for me.  Grandpa had his work bib overalls and his going to town bib overalls.  The going to town ones hung on a hook in the kitchen, always at the ready for a trip to the feed store and maybe stopping for a shot and a beer at Grawe's Tavern.
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