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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 15, 2022 at 3:22 am
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‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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October 15, 2022 at 11:53 pm
And, just like that, I'm banned from patient consults outside my office.

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October 16, 2022 at 5:11 am
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October 17, 2022 at 11:48 am
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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October 18, 2022 at 2:21 am
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October 18, 2022 at 2:42 am
(October 11, 2022 at 12:27 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: Funny - the DARE program was a big thing when my kids were in school. One smokes pot on the daily. One has battled with various addictions over the years and the other one quit smoking pot for the sake of keeping his job.

Yeah, that worked out well all around.

I took the program seriously, I think because I grew up with an alcoholic father.
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October 18, 2022 at 9:50 am
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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October 20, 2022 at 2:35 am
I would liked to have known this old gal. Bet she was a pisser to be around...

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October 20, 2022 at 8:59 pm
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 21, 2022 at 8:46 pm
I had to run a couple errands this morning that took me to areas I wasn't familiar with. Along the way I had to look twice to make sure I was seeing things correctly. I passed by "Endtime Church". Couldn't help but ponder on just how uplifting that sounds. smh
  
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