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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 17, 2023 at 7:16 am
nice!
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 17, 2023 at 9:25 am
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I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 17, 2023 at 4:26 pm
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 17, 2023 at 5:12 pm
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‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 17, 2023 at 5:39 pm
^I am not really a fan of his 'acting' but it seems that he is a nice guy. That's sort of a rare thing these days in Hollyweird and celebritydom. I am going to be a little miffed if it comes out later that he is really a creep.
  
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 17, 2023 at 6:28 pm
(April 17, 2023 at 5:39 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: ^I am not really a fan of his 'acting' but it seems that he is a nice guy.  That's sort of a rare thing these days in Hollyweird and celebritydom.  I am going to be a little miffed if it comes out later that he is really a creep.

How dare you put acting in inverted commas?? Reeves runs the emotional gamut from A to B.

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 17, 2023 at 7:32 pm
(April 17, 2023 at 5:12 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: [Image: Gkcw9O0_d.webp?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium]

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I have a fairly new patient who looks like Keanu Reeves (a younger version), and he's really a nice guy, too.

No, Beccs, no banging patients!!
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 17, 2023 at 7:33 pm
(April 17, 2023 at 5:39 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: ^I am not really a fan of his 'acting' but it seems that he is a nice guy. That's sort of a rare thing these days in Hollyweird and celebritydom. I am going to be a little miffed if it comes out later that he is really a creep.

I forgive you.

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 18, 2023 at 3:45 am
I was under the impression that Boobie McBodacioustatas would be up for an excellent adventure.

Is that correct, or did my point break?
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 20, 2023 at 5:20 am
I read today that Disney owns the rights to The Rocky Horror Picture Show.

So, technically, Tim Curry is a Disney Princess.
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