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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
June 28, 2023 at 3:18 pm
how magic and religion are different


teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
June 29, 2023 at 12:49 pm
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
June 30, 2023 at 5:37 pm
(June 29, 2023 at 12:49 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: [Image: Bi4dqB4Z_o.jpg]

I'd like to be a mammerman.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 1, 2023 at 9:09 am
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 2, 2023 at 9:01 pm
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July 2, 2023 at 9:17 pm (This post was last modified: July 2, 2023 at 9:17 pm by no one. Edit Reason: keyboard gnomes )
An honest church, who'da thunk it?
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 3, 2023 at 4:36 am
Saw this photo on an article recommended by Pocket. I cannot be the only person who looked at this photo and thought that it looked like the airplane that's taking off was fucking one of the ones on the ground.
[Image: 1024px-Delta_Air_Lines_Boeing_737_at_LAX...130%29.jpg]
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July 3, 2023 at 4:41 am
Due to turbulence in the relationship, a no fly zone has been imposed.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 3, 2023 at 7:19 pm
(July 2, 2023 at 9:01 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: [Image: gbfwvqS.jpg]

It's where Ob/Gyn prey...
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 3, 2023 at 7:39 pm
While looking for better images of what two planes fucking would look like for comparison, I found this.

[Image: planesex_.jpg]

And, yes, this is an actual fucking magazine cover.
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