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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 3, 2023 at 9:40 pm
There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.

Only a fraction of people will find this funny.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 4, 2023 at 6:41 am
there are 10 types of people in this world, those who understand binary and those who dont
I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 4, 2023 at 9:12 am (This post was last modified: October 4, 2023 at 9:13 am by pocaracas.)
(October 4, 2023 at 6:41 am)Confabulate Wrote: there are 10 types of people in this world, those who understand binary and those who dont

There are 2 types of people in this world, those who can extrapolate from incomplete data
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 5, 2023 at 3:29 pm
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2023 Comedy Wildlife Photos
"What a little moonlight can do." ~ Billie Holiday
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 6, 2023 at 11:31 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 8, 2023 at 8:55 am
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 8, 2023 at 8:59 am
(October 8, 2023 at 8:55 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: [Image: Star.webp]

"You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought!"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 8, 2023 at 9:08 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 8, 2023 at 12:20 pm
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October 8, 2023 at 5:41 pm
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