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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 12, 2023 at 5:18 pm (This post was last modified: October 12, 2023 at 5:21 pm by A. Secular Human.)
(October 11, 2023 at 7:19 pm)LinuxGal Wrote: [Image: 060e7e198ce4667e.jpg]

Replace "God" with "Slenderman", and she'd be committed on the spot.

Happened to a couple of teens, who stabbed their classmate due to Slenderman's instructions.  They were institutionalized until they were fit for trial.

Yet the evangelicals who come to my door are perfectly sane?  WTF?
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 13, 2023 at 2:21 am
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 13, 2023 at 9:37 am
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 13, 2023 at 9:18 pm
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October 13, 2023 at 10:52 pm
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"Change was inevitable"


Nemo sicut deus debet esse!

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 “No matter what men think, abortion is a fact of life. Women have always had them; they always have and they always will. Are they going to have good ones or bad ones? Will the good ones be reserved for the rich, while the poor women go to quacks?”
–SHIRLEY CHISHOLM

      
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 13, 2023 at 10:54 pm
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"Change was inevitable"


Nemo sicut deus debet esse!

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 “No matter what men think, abortion is a fact of life. Women have always had them; they always have and they always will. Are they going to have good ones or bad ones? Will the good ones be reserved for the rich, while the poor women go to quacks?”
–SHIRLEY CHISHOLM

      
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 13, 2023 at 10:55 pm
(October 13, 2023 at 10:54 pm)The Architect Of Fate Wrote: [Image: SQpClqD.jpeg]

Those of us in the medical field tend to develop a sick sense of humor due to the stresses of the job.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 13, 2023 at 10:56 pm
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"Change was inevitable"


Nemo sicut deus debet esse!

[Image: Canada_Flag.jpg?v=1646203843]



 “No matter what men think, abortion is a fact of life. Women have always had them; they always have and they always will. Are they going to have good ones or bad ones? Will the good ones be reserved for the rich, while the poor women go to quacks?”
–SHIRLEY CHISHOLM

      
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 13, 2023 at 10:58 pm
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"Change was inevitable"


Nemo sicut deus debet esse!

[Image: Canada_Flag.jpg?v=1646203843]



 “No matter what men think, abortion is a fact of life. Women have always had them; they always have and they always will. Are they going to have good ones or bad ones? Will the good ones be reserved for the rich, while the poor women go to quacks?”
–SHIRLEY CHISHOLM

      
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 13, 2023 at 11:12 pm
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"Change was inevitable"


Nemo sicut deus debet esse!

[Image: Canada_Flag.jpg?v=1646203843]



 “No matter what men think, abortion is a fact of life. Women have always had them; they always have and they always will. Are they going to have good ones or bad ones? Will the good ones be reserved for the rich, while the poor women go to quacks?”
–SHIRLEY CHISHOLM

      
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