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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 20, 2024 at 6:23 am
(July 20, 2024 at 12:47 am)Rev. Rye Wrote: You ever go out from some late night frozen custard and wondered “what kind of degenerate would even consider sexually harassing a topiary giraffe?”

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 20, 2024 at 6:40 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 20, 2024 at 6:41 pm (This post was last modified: July 20, 2024 at 6:41 pm by awty.)
There was a post on FB asking the worst fashion trend right now. I was scrolling through the list of comments regarding red hats and ear bandage till someone broke the mold and said "crocs". I LOLed at that.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 20, 2024 at 8:26 pm
Why hyphens matter-

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 21, 2024 at 12:27 am
(July 20, 2024 at 8:26 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Why hyphens matter-

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Maybe he really did get his first hand job experience.

It might have helped him keep a job...

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July 21, 2024 at 5:42 pm
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 21, 2024 at 6:01 pm
(July 19, 2024 at 6:31 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Lazy fuckin’ moggy.

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July 27, 2024 at 6:23 am
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July 29, 2024 at 10:24 am
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July 30, 2024 at 9:23 pm
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