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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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Probably only Brits will understand this but it makes me laugh.
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At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
How to recognise different types of Moby from quite a long way away:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDHMjO7UbMo&feature=kp
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
 (July 11, 2014 at 7:37 am)Fidel_Castronaut Wrote: Probably only Brits will understand this but it makes me laugh. Holy crap the report button looks just like the reply button when I'm tired  In anycase, Bargain Hunters is on the local tele here in the states. So.. Brits and Americans who can't afford cable--understand. Write that down and stop being racist you wanker.
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!
Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite. Dead wrong. The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment. Quote:Some people deserve hell. I say again: No exceptions. Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it. As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong. ![[Image: tumblr_n1j4lmACk61qchtw3o1_500.gif]](https://66.media.tumblr.com/5fb74c6d16622fb3dbb358509c9aec03/tumblr_n1j4lmACk61qchtw3o1_500.gif)
 RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 13, 2014 at 4:40 pm
(This post was last modified: July 13, 2014 at 4:42 pm by Losty.)
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Don't the eleven minute running time put you off; you don't want to miss out on the awesomeness:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QQ_mnOkG_M
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
Now for double helping of the emperor of panel games:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTfSYPjmTyo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YqbFyJJW_As
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