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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
August 6, 2014 at 10:33 am
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This is from China:

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
August 6, 2014 at 7:24 pm
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<blaxthos> so tonight i got roped into going to some evangelical church christmas dinner theatre
<blaxthos> "oh christmas, carol!"
<cue> evangelicals are morons
<blaxthos> it was absolutely godawful
<blaxthos> until the last musical number, where the main character realized she has a hole in her heart
<blaxthos> and sang a song entitled "i'm going to fill my hole with jesus"
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
August 6, 2014 at 8:06 pm


At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
August 8, 2014 at 4:48 pm
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
August 8, 2014 at 5:54 pm (This post was last modified: August 8, 2014 at 5:56 pm by Little lunch.)
Do people really do that?
I've seen many pictures but I can't bring myself to believe it's true.
Where do they keep their gun?
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
August 8, 2014 at 5:57 pm
In prison it is (or was) a sign of a receptive male bottom.

An odd bit of prison fashion to break out into the general population.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
August 8, 2014 at 5:59 pm
What where you in prison for? :-)
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
August 8, 2014 at 6:19 pm
I was jailed for a few hours once for reckless driving. Unfortunately, I was alone.

I have been um, helpful, to some of the newly released at times.

{snicker}
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August 9, 2014 at 12:49 pm
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
August 9, 2014 at 3:54 pm
Yes. This place is real.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYYdF0zcuSI
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