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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 24, 2014 at 9:36 am (This post was last modified: September 24, 2014 at 9:38 am by The Grand Nudger.)
No racier than a hamburger commercial...but just in case...

I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 26, 2014 at 11:52 am (This post was last modified: September 26, 2014 at 11:58 am by pocaracas.)
You guys know how the new iPhone 6 plus bends quite easily, right?



Presenting the iTaco:

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 26, 2014 at 1:28 pm
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September 26, 2014 at 7:23 pm
Check out these girls.

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 27, 2014 at 2:43 pm
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October 6, 2014 at 7:01 pm
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October 6, 2014 at 9:30 pm

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 6, 2014 at 10:38 pm
Fuck the duck until exploded...bahaha
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 9, 2014 at 12:05 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
October 11, 2014 at 1:53 pm
Luulz Big Grin

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