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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 22, 2014 at 8:43 pm
(December 22, 2014 at 8:35 pm)pocaracas Wrote: Didn't we have this around last year?
Maybe; I don't remember. Still it's jolly enough to bear repeating.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 22, 2014 at 8:46 pm
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If only we could . . .
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 30, 2014 at 8:00 pm
Here's a real game-changing life hack:
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
January 5, 2015 at 12:40 pm
If there is a god, I want to believe that there is a god. If there is not a god, I want to believe that there is no god.