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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 22, 2014 at 8:43 pm
(December 22, 2014 at 8:35 pm)pocaracas Wrote: Didn't we have this around last year?

Maybe; I don't remember. Still it's jolly enough to bear repeating.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 22, 2014 at 8:46 pm (This post was last modified: December 22, 2014 at 8:48 pm by The Valkyrie.)
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If only we could . . .

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 30, 2014 at 8:00 pm
Here's a real game-changing life hack:



At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
January 1, 2015 at 11:55 pm
https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=272263479630438
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
January 2, 2015 at 12:02 am
(January 1, 2015 at 11:55 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote: https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=272263479630438

Thank you. I loved it!

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
January 2, 2015 at 8:42 am
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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
January 4, 2015 at 2:35 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
January 5, 2015 at 6:25 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
January 5, 2015 at 12:40 pm
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If there is a god, I want to believe that there is a god.  If there is not a god, I want to believe that there is no god.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
January 7, 2015 at 12:08 pm
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