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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 14, 2015 at 1:52 am (This post was last modified: March 14, 2015 at 1:53 am by SteelCurtain.)
This is a little long...

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/religion
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 14, 2015 at 2:04 am
(February 14, 2015 at 12:38 am)SteelCurtain Wrote: 21 Things Two Guys Learned Getting Their Buttholes Steamed, Gwyneth Paltrow style...

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 14, 2015 at 2:42 am
The dangers of emptying one's mind. http://nedroid.com/2015/03/ommmm/
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 14, 2015 at 3:00 am
Life on the edge.
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 14, 2015 at 4:09 am (This post was last modified: March 14, 2015 at 4:10 am by robvalue.)
The Chinese say virginity is like a little bubble.

One prick, all gone.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 15, 2015 at 9:17 am
Map of Portugal

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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 15, 2015 at 10:52 pm
Which one would you eat? Where's the mayonnaise?[Image: ebcc67feaa87a7ba25a603a48b778683.jpg]
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 15, 2015 at 10:58 pm
I don't like bread. Tongue
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 15, 2015 at 11:07 pm
What bread..?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 15, 2015 at 11:15 pm
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bread_%28band%29
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