Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread

[SteelCurtain]

[Fake Messiah]

[Fake Messiah]

How Pluto felt?

[Fake Messiah]

10 Horror Movies You Must See

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003)

After picking up a traumatized young hitchhiker, five friends find themselves stalked and hunted by a deformed chainsaw-wielding killer and his family of equally psychopathic killers.

House at the End of the Street (2012)

After moving with her mother to a small town, a teenager finds that an accident happened in the house at the end of the street. Things get more complicated when she befriends a boy who was the only survivor of the accident.

It Follows (2014)

A young woman is followed by an unknown supernatural force after getting involved in a sexual encounter.

Naboer (Next Door) (2005)

John has just been left by his girlfriend Ingrid. That day he allows himself to be seduced into a mystical and scary world, where it is impossible to separate truth from the lies

The Phantom of the Opera (1998)

A darker version of the classic Gaston Leroux novel. A young soprano becomes the obsession of a horribly disfigured composer who has plans for those oppose himself or the young singer.

[REC] 4: Apocalypse (2014)

Television reporter Ángela is rescued from the building and taken to an oil tanker to be examined. However, it is unknown whether it is her who is carrying the seed of the mysterious demonic virus.

Everly (2014)

An action/thriller centered on a woman who faces down hitmen sent by her ex, a mob boss, while holed up in her apartment.

Friends (1994)

Rachel (Jennifer Aniston) is stuck in a world where she must watch all her friends slowly grow older and die while she continues to stay the same age.

Scream (1996)

A group of teens are pitted against a masked murderer that tests their knowledge of horror movies.

Batman & Robin (1997)

Shits scary as fuck!

[pocaracas]

I think I see a pattern, Fake Messiah... (.Y.)

[KUSA]

[Rev. Rye]

Note: Your milage may/will vary about considering this humorous, but I personally love bad movies. My personal favourite bad movies are the ones that are just so batshit I can't help but enjoy them. My latest discovery in this category is Tom Green's 2001 Freddy Got Fingered.

Here are some examples:

Am I the only one who would love to see someone playing, say, Art of the Fugue, on an organ with a set-up like Gord's attached to his fingers?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZYrutVyZ-A

This is the first clip of the film I saw. It doesn't make much more sense in context.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4N5IuLJS7Y

This is one of my favourite parts of the film, if only because everyone else's non-reaction to Gord's insanity makes an interesting contrast:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAX5c1c-eIQ

For what it's worth, this isn't even close to all the horrifying shit in the movie that made me laugh.

I heard the main character described on TVTropes as "an apparently mentally retarded man who made it his life's mission to be as bizarre and offensive as possible (licking an open wound, wearing a bloody deer carcass as clothing, etc.)," and I suppose they may have a point there. Nonetheless, the film fascinates me to no end.

[Fake Messiah]

What no Cosby jokes?

[Ashground]

Last couple of months here have been good. AF has some interesting and some eccentric characters but I'm pleasantly surprised by how welcoming and vigorous a web forum can be.

This is a big hug to every single one of you

[Fidel_Castronaut]

I don't know why but this cracked me up so much, especially the first comment at the bottom

http://www.hellou.co.uk/2015/08/english-...ing-54634/