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Hey Florida people!!!!
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RE: Hey Florida people!!!!
September 28, 2022 at 10:27 pm
(September 28, 2022 at 6:33 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(September 28, 2022 at 6:09 pm)Helios Wrote: [Image: hurricane-ian-latest-satellite-04-abc-jt...x9_992.jpg]
Indeed

Looks like an inflamed willy.

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Apparently, my knowledge of certain bits of male anatomy is deficient.
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RE: Hey Florida people!!!!
September 28, 2022 at 10:45 pm
(September 28, 2022 at 6:09 pm)Helios Wrote: [Image: hurricane-ian-latest-satellite-04-abc-jt...x9_992.jpg]
Indeed

That's one inflamed peninsula!
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RE: Hey Florida people!!!!
September 29, 2022 at 6:34 am (This post was last modified: September 29, 2022 at 6:35 am by The Grand Nudger.)
Looks like pinellas county's barrier islands still work. The Wife's fam got evacuated, but in the end there was no real surge.
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RE: Hey Florida people!!!!
September 29, 2022 at 7:09 am
(September 28, 2022 at 10:27 pm)Angrboda Wrote:
(September 28, 2022 at 6:33 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Looks like an inflamed willy.

Boru

Apparently, my knowledge of certain bits of male anatomy is deficient.

I think you can get some cream to help with that!
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RE: Hey Florida people!!!!
September 29, 2022 at 8:51 am
Gusts - 190 mph..
Faints
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RE: Hey Florida people!!!!
September 29, 2022 at 10:18 am (This post was last modified: September 29, 2022 at 10:18 am by h4ym4n.)
god’s really pissed

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RE: Hey Florida people!!!!
September 29, 2022 at 11:53 am
(September 29, 2022 at 10:18 am)h4ym4n Wrote: god’s really pissed

They could fix this if they'd just fly DeSantis to Martha's Vinyard where Democrats can beat him to death.
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RE: Hey Florida people!!!!
September 29, 2022 at 12:06 pm
(September 28, 2022 at 10:27 pm)Angrboda Wrote:
(September 28, 2022 at 6:33 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Looks like an inflamed willy.

Boru

Apparently, my knowledge of certain bits of male anatomy is deficient.

My bad. I understand now. Apparently, he meant this willy. Me and my dirty mind!

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RE: Hey Florida people!!!!
September 29, 2022 at 12:25 pm
(September 29, 2022 at 12:06 pm)Angrboda Wrote:
(September 28, 2022 at 10:27 pm)Angrboda Wrote: Apparently, my knowledge of certain bits of male anatomy is deficient.

My bad.  I understand now.  Apparently, he meant this willy.  Me and my dirty mind!

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RE: Hey Florida people!!!!
September 29, 2022 at 2:29 pm
(September 29, 2022 at 11:53 am)Angrboda Wrote:
(September 29, 2022 at 10:18 am)h4ym4n Wrote: god’s really pissed

They could fix this if they'd just fly DeSantis to Martha's Vinyard where Democrats can beat him to death.

Watching CNN and have seen several homes with crucifixes hanging on the wall.

Remember when these savior believers used to think these floods, massive fires hurricanes and all the other disasters that happen in the bible belt areas feared that the god thing was angry?


Wonder what changed?

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