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The end of the world
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#41
RE: End of the world on May 21st.
April 21, 2011 at 1:51 pm
I can tell you this: condoms suck compared to natural sex. However, I bet they suck less than getting an STD.
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#42
RE: End of the world on May 21st.
April 21, 2011 at 1:52 pm
On another note, I have a suggestion for all my fellow free thinkers:

On the night of May 21, take out a shirt, pair of pants, pair of shoes and socks and arrange them on your front steps as if you were in them when your body suddenly disappeared. Then go into hiding all day Sunday, the 22.

That should fuck with some fundy's heads.
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RE: End of the world on May 21st.
April 21, 2011 at 11:42 pm (This post was last modified: April 21, 2011 at 11:43 pm by Doubting Thomas.)
That would be hilarious. Or, better yet, park your car in front of a fundie rapture believer's house in such a manner to make it look like it was moving and came to rest there, and put your clothes in the driver's seat arranged to make it look like you suddenly disappeared. I'd love to see the reaction when they think they got left behind.
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#44
RE: End of the world on May 21st.
April 21, 2011 at 11:52 pm
(April 19, 2011 at 11:44 am)Doubting Thomas Wrote: http://www.familyradio.com/graphical/lit...gment.html

See you on May 22nd.

I am going to a party at a Melbourne Cafe on that day, so I can join others who are going to laugh at those who believe the rapture is going to happen on that day.

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RE: End of the world on May 21st.
April 22, 2011 at 2:03 pm
(April 19, 2011 at 7:57 pm)Of_Tomato Wrote: I thought it was dec 23? All these dates and years confuses me.

Nah, that's next years end of the world. Seriously.

There's actually a huge billboard on the way home from work about this May 23rd nonsense. It blew my mind I'm Canadian, this shit is supposed to be below us. *sigh*
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RE: End of the world on May 21st.
April 23, 2011 at 4:26 pm
(April 22, 2011 at 2:03 pm)Meatball Wrote: There's actually a huge billboard on the way home from work about this May 23rd nonsense. It blew my mind I'm Canadian, this shit is supposed to be below us. *sigh*

I saw the same thing in the subway yesterday, I guess the idiots have a lot of money for getting this thing advertised. People were stopping and staring, some taking pictures with cell phones. I'm Canadian too. I certainly hope most people aren't gullible enough to take it seriously. It's a cruel joke for the poor superstitious folks.

I got pretty mad when I saw it. What horseshit. Makes me want to fill the subway station with those 'There's probably no god, now stop worrying and enjoy your life' posters.
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RE: End of the world on May 21st.
April 25, 2011 at 3:41 pm (This post was last modified: April 25, 2011 at 3:41 pm by Zenith.)
I also have a question: if all the catholic priests would participate at the end of the world party, would you watch over your kids/little brothers/etc. or ignore them and fully enjoy the party?
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RE: End of the world on May 21st.
April 25, 2011 at 5:22 pm
I would urge the catholic priesthood to demonstrate god's charity to prison immates and personally facilitate one last prison shower experience for all immates.
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RE: End of the world on May 21st.
April 26, 2011 at 2:17 pm
Oh heck, I almost forgot that the end of the world came & went already. Was a busy week & weekend. Any sightings of Jesus?
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#50
RE: End of the world on May 21st.
April 26, 2011 at 2:19 pm
(April 26, 2011 at 2:17 pm)Doubting Thomas Wrote: Oh heck, I almost forgot that the end of the world came & went already. Was a busy week & weekend. Any sightings of Jesus?

It's May there? It's only April here.
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