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Prayer ... SERIOUSLY?!
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RE: Prayer ... SERIOUSLY?!
June 30, 2011 at 5:31 pm (This post was last modified: June 30, 2011 at 5:32 pm by Statler Waldorf.)
(June 30, 2011 at 5:20 pm)Epimethean Wrote: OK, but was Sasquatch on the ark?

Please. Give. One. Solid. Paper. That. Outlines. NEW. Creation. Model. In. Nutshell.

Not sure big foot is real, so can't answer that one.

Which part of the model do you want to know about?



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RE: Prayer ... SERIOUSLY?!
June 30, 2011 at 5:36 pm (This post was last modified: June 30, 2011 at 5:38 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
I'm going to try a new tack here.

It is my argument that Statler does not understand the current model of biblical creation. I further argue that he is unaware of the current model of the biblical worldwide flood.

His inability to present even a laypersons summary of either subject is the proof I use to support my arguments.
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RE: Prayer ... SERIOUSLY?!
June 30, 2011 at 7:56 pm
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RE: Prayer ... SERIOUSLY?!
June 30, 2011 at 8:06 pm (This post was last modified: June 30, 2011 at 8:06 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
I can't even express how happy I am that my little jab actually worked. Thank you Statler for posting a summary of the current creation/flood models as you understand them.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: Prayer ... SERIOUSLY?!
June 30, 2011 at 8:17 pm
(June 30, 2011 at 8:06 pm)Rhythm Wrote: I can't even express how happy I am that my little jab actually worked. Thank you Statler for posting a summary of the current creation/flood models as you understand them.

It's only a summary, I offered to give it earlier but nobody took me up on it.

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RE: Prayer ... SERIOUSLY?!
June 30, 2011 at 8:55 pm
(June 30, 2011 at 8:06 pm)Rhythm Wrote: I can't even express how happy I am that my little jab actually worked. Thank you Statler for posting a summary of the current creation/flood models as you understand them.
I can: lol.
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June 30, 2011 at 9:24 pm
wow.
You genuinely believe that don't you. It's all ridiculous, but that arc drivel is off the scale stupid.

It's like slapping rational thinking in the face and pissing on the compilation of hundreds and hundreds of years of legitimate scientific research.

wow.
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RE: Prayer ... SERIOUSLY?!
June 30, 2011 at 9:34 pm
(June 29, 2011 at 7:57 pm)Statler Waldorf Wrote:
(June 29, 2011 at 7:51 pm)Minimalist Wrote: I'd settle for the precursor of dogs ( wolves) with a T-Rex but you can't come up with that either.

Nor would I expect to, the creation model does not predict T rex and wolf fossils to be found side by side.



You can invent all the shit you like but it will not change the reality that T-Rex predates dogs by 65 million ( yes MILLION ) years.
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RE: Prayer ... SERIOUSLY?!
July 1, 2011 at 2:37 am
(June 30, 2011 at 9:24 pm)Cinjin Wrote: wow.
You genuinely believe that don't you. It's all ridiculous, but that arc drivel is off the scale stupid.

It's like slapping rational thinking in the face and pissing on the compilation of hundreds and hundreds of years of legitimate scientific research.

wow.

I basicly agree with Statler Waldorf, I'm flexible on time lines but that's about the only thing I might differ on.
God loves those who believe and those who do not and the same goes for me, you have no choice in this matter. That puts the matter of total free will to rest.
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RE: Prayer ... SERIOUSLY?!
July 1, 2011 at 2:52 am
Quote:I basicly agree with Statler Waldorf

OF course. Two nuts growing on the same tree.
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