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RE: Theist here with some queeries
October 9, 2011 at 7:51 pm
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(October 9, 2011 at 6:59 pm)Ted Bundy Wrote: I am a Roman Catholic. I was schooled in a Roman Catholic school. Grew up in a Roman Catholic household and will die a Roman Catholic. Anyway, more to the point, I have two burning questions which Atheists seem to shy away from, namely:
That's actually 4 questions, so I am going to try to answer these questions like I would if a 3 year old asked them, since your math skills seem to be on level with a 2-3 year old.
Quote:1. If humans evolved from monkeys, then how come monkeys still exist?
2. If the big bang was what originated the universe, then what originated the big bang?
3. If dinosaurs existed, then how come Darwin and his henchmen had to fake so many supposed fossil findings?
4. If the Earth revolves around the Sun, then how come the shape of the Sun suggests otherwise?
I'm sorry to hear about your commitment to ignorance, but I am willing to answer your questions.
1. Humans did not evolve from monkeys, we share a common descent. In other words, we evolved alongside monkeys, rather than from them. It is notable that there is only 1% difference in DNA between chimpanzees and humans. Here is an illustration for you of common descent:
![[Image: treeolif.jpg]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=i1081.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fj360%2Fchristianathecute%2Ftreeolif.jpg)
2. Was there life on earth before you were born? Of course there was, just as there was material in space before the big bang. Here, I'll let the smartest man in the world explain it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePkPYA4AQ...er&list=UL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iog3rwMBP...er&list=UL
3. That is the most absurd thing I've ever heard, and it leads me to question whether or not you're really a Roman Catholic. I was raised Roman Catholic, and attended catholic schools. I don't know where you got this notion that Darwin faked fossils, but I would love to see your evidence. I will scrutinize it objectively, and be glad to answer this ridiculous question.
4. "If" the Earth revolves around the sun. IT FOR SURE DOES. You're not a catholic!! Can't be. Anyway, I am not sure what you really mean by that. You are aware that the earth's orbit around the sun is in the shape of an ellipse, which causes the sun to appear to change shape during the course of orbit, right?
http://www.nasa.gov/topics/solarsystem/f...e_sun.html
I hope that helped.
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RE: Theist here with some queeries
October 9, 2011 at 8:30 pm
Since when are questions queer? Methinks the OP is a homophobic troll.
FYI, Ted Bundy, if Dar doesn't ban you, I will. Quit being a cunt.
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RE: Theist here with some queeries
October 9, 2011 at 9:05 pm
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Ted Bundy has gone into hiding.
Looks like a hit and run poster.
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RE: Theist here with some queeries
October 9, 2011 at 9:12 pm
Ugh. I know I am not showing my best colors at the moment, but that's not really funny. I assume you know what he did in Florida.
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RE: Theist here with some queeries
October 9, 2011 at 9:15 pm
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For realsies? Jesus in a Jetpack, even when I was a Roman Catholic I knew that evolution is real, Darwin was legit, and that the earth revolves around the sun (quite possibly the most absurd of your questions). We were taught that stuff (yes, even in Catholic school) because yanno, science belongs in the science classroom and religion belongs in the religion classroom.
(October 9, 2011 at 8:30 pm)Shell B Wrote: Since when are questions queer? Methinks the OP is a homophobic troll.
FYI, Ted Bundy, if Dar doesn't ban you, I will. Quit being a cunt.
Nah. He misspelled "querries". As in, questions or inquiries.
That will never hold up in court...
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RE: Theist here with some queeries
October 9, 2011 at 9:23 pm
(October 9, 2011 at 9:12 pm)Shell B Wrote: Ugh. I know I am not showing my best colors at the moment, but that's not really funny. I assume you know what he did in Florida.
He did some sick and disturbing things there, I know.
A good question is why would a so called catholic use the name and avatar of a convicted serial killer? 
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RE: Theist here with some queeries
October 9, 2011 at 9:27 pm
Was Bundy Catholic?
I dunno, some people (myself included) have an unhealthy fascination with serial killers. But still...
That will never hold up in court...
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RE: Theist here with some queeries
October 9, 2011 at 9:29 pm
(October 9, 2011 at 9:15 pm)Phaedra Wrote: (October 9, 2011 at 8:30 pm)Shell B Wrote: Since when are questions queer? Methinks the OP is a homophobic troll.
FYI, Ted Bundy, if Dar doesn't ban you, I will. Quit being a cunt.
Nah. He misspelled "querries". As in, questions or inquiries.
Erm...
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Theist here with some queeries
October 9, 2011 at 9:30 pm
(October 9, 2011 at 9:15 pm)Phaedra Wrote: Nah. He misspelled "querries". As in, questions or inquiries.
No, he misspelled "queries." Get it, "Since when are questions queer?" I know what queries means. Still have no clue what a queery or a querry is.
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RE: Theist here with some queeries
October 9, 2011 at 9:31 pm
I thought I'd humor myself by ignoring his troll tactics. It led me on a googleventure through various websites where people are bundling up ridiculous stories of Charles Darwin faking fossils, and trying to sell it as real information. I may not have learned anything valuable from this experience, but it was at least entertaining for a while to gawk at profound stupidity.
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