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Hey is that Jesus?

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Hey is that Jesus?
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#21
RE: Hey is that Jesus?
October 12, 2011 at 2:29 pm
I'm just saying, a good Jewish boy shouldn't be wandering around like a gypsy.
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RE: Hey is that Jesus?
October 12, 2011 at 2:31 pm
(October 12, 2011 at 2:29 pm)thesummerqueen Wrote: I'm just saying, a good Jewish boy shouldn't be wandering around like a gypsy.

Sweetheart..you just posted an amount of paradox that my head cannot contain.

It will surely burst from temporal distortion in 5-3-4-2...
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#23
RE: Hey is that Jesus?
October 12, 2011 at 2:32 pm
Welcome to my world.
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#24
RE: Hey is that Jesus?
October 12, 2011 at 2:37 pm
I'd ask him if he was a virgin. Seriously, I've always wondered that. I mean as "fully human" he had to have had the urge even if you believe he was god right? At the very least, he had to have wet dreams.
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RE: Hey is that Jesus?
October 12, 2011 at 2:46 pm
I'd ask that ever burning question, boxers or briefs?
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RE: Hey is that Jesus?
October 12, 2011 at 2:48 pm (This post was last modified: October 12, 2011 at 2:48 pm by reverendjeremiah.)
In a time without toilet paper I would ask "So... how do you wipe?"

Regardless I would refuse to touch his hands, or let him touch me.
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RE: Hey is that Jesus?
October 12, 2011 at 3:01 pm (This post was last modified: October 12, 2011 at 3:01 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
I'd screw with him.

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#28
RE: Hey is that Jesus?
October 12, 2011 at 3:03 pm
Q: How did they know that Jesus was Jewish?

A: Because he lived at home until he was thirty, he went into his father's business, his mother thought he was God, and he thought his mother was a virgin.
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#29
RE: Hey is that Jesus?
October 12, 2011 at 3:56 pm
(October 12, 2011 at 3:03 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Q: How did they know that Jesus was Jewish?

A: Because he lived at home until he was thirty, he went into his father's business, his mother thought he was God, and he thought his mother was a virgin.

Good point, what possible lineage do you have when your father is a phantom impregnator of young virgins?
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RE: Hey is that Jesus?
October 12, 2011 at 4:04 pm
Get him laid, he gets her pregnant, has to get a real job or gets tied down paying family support payments. Winning
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