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Rapture September 2015
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 (September 26, 2015 at 9:28 pm)Wyrd of Gawd Wrote:(September 25, 2015 at 10:23 pm)Nay_Sayer Wrote: No rapture? Why if I didn't know any better I'd think their just making this shit up as they go...naaaah Awesome, that saves me from needing to take down the balloons....
"I was thirsty for everything, but blood wasn't my style" - Live, "Voodoo Lady"
 RE: Rapture September 2015
September 29, 2015 at 3:38 pm
(This post was last modified: September 29, 2015 at 4:07 pm by JesusHChrist.)
(September 29, 2015 at 3:32 pm)KevinM1 Wrote:(September 26, 2015 at 9:28 pm)Wyrd of Gawd Wrote: The next one is October 7, 2015. It'll be the end of the universe. Yup! It is true. The correct, real, really true Rapture is happening in a matter of days. No need to wait a year or more. On that wiki page, I see they are careful bastards - "possible" end of the Universe. But, very, very, VERY, likely! Unless it's not. It's happening next week! How awesome is that? Are Ye prepared? Doesn't matter, as for this particular group, the last day for salvation was May 25, 2011. So, if you aren't saved, you are SOL. 
One Rapture last year. Two this year. Stick around, prof; next year's shaping up to be the best yet.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
I want a T-shirt that says "I went to the Rapture and all I got was this lousy T-shirt."
"I was thirsty for everything, but blood wasn't my style" - Live, "Voodoo Lady"
 (September 29, 2015 at 3:24 pm)dyresand Wrote: Science behind the blood moon. WHAT? You mean it isn't "JESUS!!!!"   (September 29, 2015 at 3:15 pm)professor Wrote: I do spend time feeling like an idiot occasionally, made a lot of mistakes down thru the years, but I got the biggest choice right, and that covers everything. The rapture, along with the false doctrines of sola scriptura and sola fide, are relatively modern Protestant heresies. If you're interested, prof, I can show you why Catholicism is the one, true Church that Jesus founded. Perhaps it's time to come home. 
Bad Wolf
Compulsive procrastinator  Religious Views: Agnostic atheist, anti-theist, whovian, misanthrope? (September 30, 2015 at 9:11 am)Randy Carson Wrote:(September 29, 2015 at 3:15 pm)professor Wrote: I do spend time feeling like an idiot occasionally, made a lot of mistakes down thru the years, but I got the biggest choice right, and that covers everything. Fight! ![[Image: giphy.gif]](https://media.giphy.com/media/lueaDWxOz0LNS/giphy.gif)
'The more I learn about people the more I like my dog'- Mark Twain
'You can have all the faith you want in spirits, and the afterlife, and heaven and hell, but when it comes to this world, don't be an idiot. Cause you can tell me you put your faith in God to put you through the day, but when it comes time to cross the road, I know you look both ways.' - Dr House “Young earth creationism is essentially the position that all of modern science, 90% of living scientists and 98% of living biologists, all major university biology departments, every major science journal, the American Academy of Sciences, and every major science organization in the world, are all wrong regarding the origins and development of life….but one particular tribe of uneducated, bronze aged, goat herders got it exactly right.” - Chuck Easttom "If my good friend Doctor Gasparri speaks badly of my mother, he can expect to get punched.....You cannot provoke. You cannot insult the faith of others. You cannot make fun of the faith of others. There is a limit." - Pope Francis on freedom of speech |
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