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Rapture September 2015
RE: Rapture September 2015
(September 26, 2015 at 9:28 pm)Wyrd of Gawd Wrote:
(September 25, 2015 at 10:23 pm)Nay_Sayer Wrote: No rapture? Why if I didn't know any better I'd think their just making this shit up as they go...naaaah

The next one is October 7, 2015.  It'll be the end of the universe.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_da...tic_events

Awesome, that saves me from needing to take down the balloons....
"I was thirsty for everything, but blood wasn't my style" - Live, "Voodoo Lady"
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RE: Rapture September 2015
(September 29, 2015 at 3:32 pm)KevinM1 Wrote:
(September 26, 2015 at 9:28 pm)Wyrd of Gawd Wrote: The next one is October 7, 2015.  It'll be the end of the universe.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_da...tic_events

Awesome, that saves me from needing to take down the balloons....

Yup! It is true. The correct, real, really true Rapture is happening in a matter of days. No need to wait a year or more.

On that wiki page, I see they are careful bastards - "possible" end of the Universe. But, very, very, VERY, likely! Unless it's not.

It's happening next week! How awesome is that?

Are Ye prepared? Doesn't matter, as for this particular group, the last day for salvation was May 25, 2011. So, if you aren't saved, you are SOL.
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RE: Rapture September 2015
One Rapture last year. Two this year. Stick around, prof; next year's shaping up to be the best yet.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Rapture September 2015
I want a T-shirt that says "I went to the Rapture and all I got was this lousy T-shirt."
"I was thirsty for everything, but blood wasn't my style" - Live, "Voodoo Lady"
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RE: Rapture September 2015
(September 29, 2015 at 3:24 pm)dyresand Wrote: Science behind the blood moon.
Earth's shadow is red at the edges for the same reason a sunset is red: When sunlight is scattered by passing through Earth's atmosphere, the other colors of the spectrum are removed. In a solar eclipse, the moon casts its shadow on Earth.

WHAT?  You mean it isn't "JESUS!!!!"
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RE: Rapture September 2015
(September 29, 2015 at 3:15 pm)professor Wrote: I do spend time feeling like an idiot occasionally, made a lot of mistakes down thru the years, but I got the biggest choice right, and that covers everything.
All is well with me.

Please don't leave </3
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
Religious Views: He gay

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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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RE: Rapture September 2015
(September 29, 2015 at 3:51 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: I want a T-shirt that says "I went to the Rapture and all I got was this lousy T-shirt."

I want a T-shirt that says "I went to the Rapture and had a hot juicy orgy!"
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
Religious Views: He gay

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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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RE: Rapture September 2015
(September 29, 2015 at 3:15 pm)professor Wrote: I do spend time feeling like an idiot occasionally, made a lot of mistakes down thru the years, but I got the biggest choice right, and that covers everything.
All is well with me.

The rapture, along with the false doctrines of sola scriptura and sola fide, are relatively modern Protestant heresies.

If you're interested, prof, I can show you why Catholicism is the one, true Church that Jesus founded.

Perhaps it's time to come home.
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RE: Rapture September 2015
(September 30, 2015 at 9:11 am)Randy Carson Wrote:
(September 29, 2015 at 3:15 pm)professor Wrote: I do spend time feeling like an idiot occasionally, made a lot of mistakes down thru the years, but I got the biggest choice right, and that covers everything.
All is well with me.

The rapture, along with the false doctrines of sola scriptura and sola fide, are relatively modern Protestant heresies.

If you're interested, prof, I can show you why Catholicism is the one, true Church that Jesus founded.

Perhaps it's time to come home.

Fight!
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Damn, that GIF took ages to load!!
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