And jesus spoke to his followers "YOLO" he said
You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.
Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.
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Famous last words (of Jesus)
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 You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid. Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis. 
"No... no, I'm not dead; I'm, er, I'm just resting..."
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
Ok did anyone do the "I once caught a fish and it was this big" joke?
You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid. Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis. 
Was that you asking us or Jesus saying that?
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Please visit my website here! It's got lots of information about atheism/theism and support for new atheists. Index of useful threads and discussions Index of my best videos Quickstart guide to the forum (December 26, 2015 at 3:58 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote: Ok did anyone do the "I once caught a fish and it was this big" joke? Ok to clarify, the joke is jesus is on the cross saying the above, obviously his arms are stretched wide due to the situation he is in. This may be more of a visual joke come to think of it. You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid. Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.
"Look - nailed to a cross: fine. Crown of thorns: great. Kneecaps smashed so I suffocate faster: bring it on.
But will somebody please scratch my nose?! This is fucking torture!"
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
RE: Famous last words (of Jesus)
December 26, 2015 at 4:13 pm
(This post was last modified: December 26, 2015 at 4:16 pm by robvalue.)
"Black... black... the blackness... the horror! I don't want to go to the dark place."
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 RE: Famous last words (of Jesus)
December 26, 2015 at 5:20 pm
(This post was last modified: December 26, 2015 at 5:20 pm by Edwardo Piet.)
"If I wasn't entirely unsexy and an obnoxious cunt nailed to a cross, and if I had the spare time... I'd totally spend the rest of my life being a manslut getting myself fucked by anyone who wanted a taste of Jesus."
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