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The Holy Bible - fact or fiction?
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I think I'm going to need one of those shirts.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
(March 26, 2017 at 4:37 pm)Alex K Wrote:(March 26, 2017 at 4:35 pm)Stimbo Wrote: I don't think you're waiting for a number two. By their nature, they're shit. You know what 'they' say: Up the bum, no babies.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
 (March 26, 2017 at 5:36 pm)Stimbo Wrote:(March 26, 2017 at 4:37 pm)Alex K Wrote: Even if you get to third base, number 2 is still number 2... Isn't that similar to the motto of kids who are taught "abstinence only 'education'"? "Up the butt doesn't count so I'm still a virgin!" Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"  (March 26, 2017 at 5:38 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:(March 26, 2017 at 5:36 pm)Stimbo Wrote: You know what 'they' say: That is what is so dangerous about religious "abstinence only" bullshit. There is more risk in unprotected sex, even anal and oral, in STDS, but they stupidly think it is only about not having unwanted babies. If you exchange body fluids, and oral and anal count, especially without a condom, you most certainly can fuck your life up even without getting pregnant. The religious right nuts would argue "condoms break". Yea and? They still reduce the risk and can be used both with anal and oral sex. Sex involves more than just sticking your penis in a vagina. And they also stupidly get taught that anal sex is strictly a male gay thing. If it was all bible based and their right wing God was real, then he'd only have himself to blame for making it so gays and even heterosexual men could stick their penis up either a female or male's ass. Religion is so fucked up in how it teaches body shame and body ignorance. And not just in America, even in Africa both Muslims and Christians in more 3rd world countries have a higher rate of STDS and unwanted pregnancies. 
Pat Mustard
Previous username: GUBU God! Theresa, I forgot me fecking trousers!  Religious Views: the Disc's first ligthning proof atheist (March 26, 2017 at 2:31 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Star Trek. No! The Sisko is my LORD, the true Emissary who will show us the way!
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Home (March 26, 2017 at 6:19 pm)Tazzycorn Wrote:(March 26, 2017 at 2:31 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Star Trek. Did you know that one of the reasons he "died" at the end of DS9 was because one of the producers - can't remember which one - couldn't stand Avery Brooks and didn't want him returning in a movie? Well, so I've heard... Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" 
I only know of two predictions that have come true.
In 1976 Paddy Chayefsky wrote the screenplay for the movie Network which accurately predicted the future of TV "News" becoming mere entertainment. He has been proven right on every network and cable outlet. In 1920, H. L. Mencken wrote in The Baltimore Evening Sun: ![[Image: HLM.jpg]](https://i2.wp.com/freethoughtblogs.com/affinity/files/2017/01/HLM.jpg) This prediction came true on 1/20/2001 and was superseded by an even bigger moron on 1/20/17. Chayefsky 1 Mencken 1 Jesus 0 (March 26, 2017 at 2:53 pm)Stimbo Wrote: 1966: The Doctor Who serial "The War Machines", broadcast 25 June - 16 July, depicts a global connection of computer systems governed by a central intelligence. Excellent question! Get on your knees and worship me, fools! Wait, you don't mean ME, do you? 
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" (March 26, 2017 at 6:35 pm)Minimalist Wrote: I only know of two predictions that have come true. Meh, not really a prediction. You can point to world history, IE Hitler, and say the same thing. It really only addresses our species ability to be gullible and follow stupid politicians. But we have seen those mistakes worldwide throughout human history. I often say, which I really shouldn't "The GOP is what Orwell warned about in Animal Farm and 1984". It is metaphor only, not a real prediction. It is a warning of what could happen, but doesn't have to happen. Humans can do stupid things, but that is really all that quote is saying. What prevents those outcomes is an educated society. But it is up to society to keep that up.  RE: The Holy Bible - fact or fiction?
March 26, 2017 at 7:58 pm
(This post was last modified: March 26, 2017 at 7:58 pm by Astreja.)
(March 26, 2017 at 12:57 pm)val5662 Wrote: The Bible is the only truthful book you will ever read. The Bible is fake history and absolute pig-shit mythology, including the flood that never happened, the garden with magic trees, and the entire "Jesus" story arc (which is not particularly original, considering that risen saviour-gods were a dime a dozen in the Middle East). It is so far from the truth that it would have to take a trans-Atlantic flight, a commuter flight, and a 10-hour bus ride to get to where it could even see the truth. Quote:I just hope some of you might see the light before then. I reject your religion and your pretend salvation unconditionally. I want no part of Christianity and I intend to go to my grave having never spoken the Sinner's Prayer even once. |
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