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RE: Which AF member would you want to babysit your kids?
December 1, 2017 at 12:02 am
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(November 30, 2017 at 3:49 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Jack.
Joods.
Losty.
Jack and Joods.
Jack and Joods and Losty!
Jack an Jill!
Jack and Joods went to the woods and got Losty!
I'm so confuzzled!
Also, possibly, still a little drunk!
Better get back in there and finish that operation! 
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No that actually does get blown out your ass.
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RE: Which AF member would you want to babysit your kids?
December 1, 2017 at 12:31 am
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Not only will I babysit any of your children for free...I will return them to you improved...full of discipline* for the stalinist antifa NWO cause.
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RE: Which AF member would you want to babysit your kids?
December 1, 2017 at 8:27 am
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(November 30, 2017 at 2:56 pm)LadyForCamus Wrote: CIJS...I cannot believe how many of you chose me, the in-house wino, to be responsible for your children. You are all terrible parents, and should be ashamed of yourselves. 😛❤️
LOL did you even see my reason for picking you? Ha ha ha... it's more for your benefit than my kids 
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Actually, sometimes that happens.
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RE: Which AF member would you want to babysit your kids?
December 1, 2017 at 11:36 am
Okay so I'm horrible with knowing which AF screen name is their real name on Facebook. I know like five people's real names off the top of my head so plllleeeaaase don't get offended that I am questioning this. My choice would be I believe Robbypants because his two daughters are absolutely hilarious. The things he posts on FB has me always cracking up. If he raised those two to be so awesome I think my kid could do with hanging out with them.
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RE: Which AF member would you want to babysit your kids?
December 1, 2017 at 12:05 pm
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So . . .
prior to a babysitting gig, is there any way of knowing about tenderness and flavor profiles of the flesh ??
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RE: Which AF member would you want to babysit your kids?
December 1, 2017 at 12:11 pm
Babysit my kids...or adopt them for me?
#childlessbychoice
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RE: Which AF member would you want to babysit your kids?
December 1, 2017 at 1:13 pm
(December 1, 2017 at 11:36 am)mlmooney89 Wrote: Okay so I'm horrible with knowing which AF screen name is their real name on Facebook. I know like five people's real names off the top of my head so plllleeeaaase don't get offended that I am questioning this. My choice would be I believe Robbypants because his two daughters are absolutely hilarious. The things he posts on FB has me always cracking up. If he raised those two to be so awesome I think my kid could do with hanging out with them.
You got the name right, his girls are hilarious.
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RE: Which AF member would you want to babysit your kids?
December 1, 2017 at 1:28 pm
(November 30, 2017 at 8:44 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Go Blow Kids Out Your Ass
How about just go blow the Christ child out of your ass?
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RE: Which AF member would you want to babysit your kids?
December 1, 2017 at 3:49 pm
(December 1, 2017 at 11:36 am)mlmooney89 Wrote: Okay so I'm horrible with knowing which AF screen name is their real name on Facebook. I know like five people's real names off the top of my head so plllleeeaaase don't get offended that I am questioning this. My choice would be I believe Robbypants because his two daughters are absolutely hilarious. The things he posts on FB has me always cracking up. If he raised those two to be so awesome I think my kid could do with hanging out with them.
He’d have to like Legos and princess stuff. And you’d have to be fine with him developing a rather morbid sense of humor (Alice’s fault, not mine!).
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RE: Which AF member would you want to babysit your kids?
December 1, 2017 at 4:13 pm
(December 1, 2017 at 3:49 pm)RobbyPants Wrote: (December 1, 2017 at 11:36 am)mlmooney89 Wrote: Okay so I'm horrible with knowing which AF screen name is their real name on Facebook. I know like five people's real names off the top of my head so plllleeeaaase don't get offended that I am questioning this. My choice would be I believe Robbypants because his two daughters are absolutely hilarious. The things he posts on FB has me always cracking up. If he raised those two to be so awesome I think my kid could do with hanging out with them.
He’d have to like Legos and princess stuff. And you’d have to be fine with him developing a rather morbid sense of humor (Alice’s fault, not mine!).
With how much her father and I are gaming nerds we are hoping to keep the pink girlie stuff to a minimum but we don't have high hopes lol
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