(December 12, 2017 at 3:33 pm)Hammy Wrote: Am I the only one who feels super fucking nervous when someone knocks on your door and no one is invited and you really don't wanna answer?

Yes, that bothers the hell out of me. I hate it when that happens. FUCK OFF! I don't care if I invited them or not.

(December 12, 2017 at 9:37 pm)vulcanlogician Wrote:

(December 12, 2017 at 3:33 pm)Hammy Wrote: Am I the only one who feels super fucking nervous when someone knocks on your door and no one is invited and you really don't wanna answer?

Yes, that bothers the hell out of me. I hate it when that happens. FUCK OFF! I don't care if I invited them or not.

LOL

I like your sense of humor. We're gonna get along just fine. Lol.

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(December 12, 2017 at 4:55 pm)mh.brewer Wrote:

(December 12, 2017 at 4:52 pm)Hammy Wrote: Great idea! I thought of a better one though.

"Unless you're here to give me a blow job or free pizza, fuck off."

They might say "yes" just to get you to come to the door.

I just realized... if they say "yes" isn't that a verbal contract?

I always answer the door; I don't want to give a potential and possibly armed burglar the impression that I'm not home. The outer door is a metal security door that stays locked.

I get a lot of knockers for many odd reasons - one time a woman knocked at 9:45pm because she found a fledgling bird on the ground near my door. An Uber Eats driver knocked last week at 7:30pm (way after dark) because she was on the wrong street. And there are loads of kids in the neighborhood that knock and ask my kid to come out and play but that's mainly in the summer when the days are long.
The religious nutters are efficiently dispatched with "I'm an atheist".

-Teresa

(December 12, 2017 at 10:14 pm)Tres Leches Wrote: I get a lot of knockers for many odd reasons - 

If this is your situation, have you ever learned the fine art of "having fun with Jehovah's Witnesses?" It is very entertaining. The only thing is, if you do it too well you don't get to do it too often.

(December 12, 2017 at 9:38 pm)Hammy Wrote:

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(December 12, 2017 at 4:55 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: They might say "yes" just to get you to come to the door.

I just realized... if they say "yes" isn't that a verbal contract?

http://www.imdb.com/videoplayer/vi3999373593

(December 12, 2017 at 10:25 pm)vulcanlogician Wrote:

(December 12, 2017 at 10:14 pm)Tres Leches Wrote: I get a lot of knockers for many odd reasons - 

If this is your situation, have you ever learned the fine art of "having fun with Jehovah's Witnesses?" It is very entertaining. The only thing is, if you do it too well you don't get to do it too often.

I have a lot of admiration for people who can verbally spar on the fly lol
I'm a writer, not a speaker though. I would have to pass notes back and forth if I engaged in a debate with a religious nutter.

-Teresa

(December 12, 2017 at 10:32 pm)Tres Leches Wrote:

(December 12, 2017 at 10:25 pm)vulcanlogician Wrote: If this is your situation, have you ever learned the fine art of "having fun with Jehovah's Witnesses?" It is very entertaining. The only thing is, if you do it too well you don't get to do it too often.

I have a lot of admiration for people who can verbally spar on the fly lol
I'm a writer, not a speaker though. I would have to pass notes back and forth if I engaged in a debate with a religious nutter.

-Teresa

Give them your number then you can whatssap them Tres

(December 12, 2017 at 10:32 pm)Tres Leches Wrote:

(December 12, 2017 at 10:25 pm)vulcanlogician Wrote: If this is your situation, have you ever learned the fine art of "having fun with Jehovah's Witnesses?" It is very entertaining. The only thing is, if you do it too well you don't get to do it too often.

I have a lot of admiration for people who can verbally spar on the fly lol
I'm a writer, not a speaker though. I would have to pass notes back and forth if I engaged in a debate with a religious nutter.

-Teresa

I LOVE that you're a writer

(December 12, 2017 at 10:36 pm)possibletarian Wrote:

(December 12, 2017 at 10:32 pm)Tres Leches Wrote: I have a lot of admiration for people who can verbally spar on the fly lol
I'm a writer, not a speaker though. I would have to pass notes back and forth if I engaged in a debate with a religious nutter.

-Teresa

Give them your number then you can whatssap them Tres

Thank you, problem solved

-Teresa

(December 12, 2017 at 10:54 pm)Tres Leches Wrote:

(December 12, 2017 at 10:36 pm)possibletarian Wrote: Give them your number then you can whatssap them Tres

Thank you, problem solved

-Teresa

The problem is also solved with a wild stab in the dark.