(December 20, 2017 at 1:25 pm)Shell B Wrote: I enjoyed it. It has some seriously bad lines in places, "There's something inside me that's always been there," but all of the SW movies do, so that's okay. It was waaaaay longer than it needed to be. They probs should have cut the Jedis walking on hills scenes in about half. I found the Rey/Ben dynamic interesting, and I'm a bit confused about the Rey/Finn/Rose dynamic. What da fuck is happening?

1. No the hill scenes were important as their Lukes way of discouraging Rey . Plus the studio payed a kings ransom to get to that site . So they wanted to milk it for all it was worth . 

2.The Rey/ Finn/ Rose dynamic is a semi love triangle i think. If the way Rey looks at the two of them in the last scene is any indication.

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(December 20, 2017 at 12:06 am)Anomalocaris Wrote:

(December 19, 2017 at 7:04 pm)ignoramus Wrote: Until the end of time!

At least until what is now is a long, Long time ago.  

They will try for that long to separated fans from Their money.

If the movie is good like this one they can have it

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(December 19, 2017 at 2:48 pm)Crossless2.0 Wrote: It's been years (decades?) since I've given a fuck about this franchise. Is this the last film, or will they just keep churning them out until the end of time?

After the trilogy the anthology films start 

One for Han Solo 

One for Obi Wan

I want to see a love triangle with R2, BB8 and 3CPO!

I want to see lots of sexy hydraulic fluid flowing!
I want R2 to squeal in ecstasy.
(it might be just me though)

(December 20, 2017 at 11:35 am)Whateverist Wrote: It's like the blindmen and elephant.  Aurora and others keep admiring the trunk, ivory and broad shoulders.  Anom and others keep reaching up the elephant's ass and reporting it is shitty.  I intend to check it out for myself .. soon.

It was six padawans of tatooinestan
To feel the force much inclined,
Who went to see Star Wars
(Though all of them were blind),
That each by force
Might satisfy his/her mind,

Each in his/her own opinion concludes that the movie is like a dud, a lemon, a comedy, bromance, romance or epic, depending upon where they had felt. Their heated debate comes short of light saber duel, but the conflict is never resolved.




Sorry about the stench, I will show myself out.....    

(December 20, 2017 at 6:19 pm)Tizheruk Wrote: 1. No the hill scenes were important as their Lukes way of discouraging Rey . Plus the studio payed a kings ransom to get to that site . So they wanted to milk it for all it was worth . 

They could've given me that impression with twenty fewer minutes of it. He was discouraging me more than her. I kept thinking, "Just leave that old man. His fights are going to be shit anyone because he's fucking old." As for the site, they should have just staged a battle there and made it worth my time.

I would be quite content if they took out all the shitty comedy from SW. (like Luke grabbing his light sabre and throwing it over his shoulder - that's just childish and very unbecoming for a master Jedi)

(December 20, 2017 at 9:33 pm)ignoramus Wrote: I want to see a love triangle with R2, BB8 and 3CPO!

I want to see lots of sexy hydraulic fluid flowing!
I want R2 to squeal in ecstasy.
(it might be just me though)

Considering that Disney bought Alien franchise wouldn't you rather watch something like this

If the storm troopers don't start shooting straight, it's game over 5 minutes into the movie!...

(December 21, 2017 at 1:54 am)ignoramus Wrote: I would be quite content if they took out all the shitty comedy from SW. (like Luke grabbing his light sabre and throwing it over his shoulder - that's just childish and very unbecoming for a master Jedi)

Really i thought it was hilarious .

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(December 20, 2017 at 11:42 pm)Shell B Wrote:

(December 20, 2017 at 6:19 pm)Tizheruk Wrote: 1. No the hill scenes were important as their Lukes way of discouraging Rey . Plus the studio payed a kings ransom to get to that site . So they wanted to milk it for all it was worth . 

They could've given me that impression with twenty fewer minutes of it. He was discouraging me more than her. I kept thinking, "Just leave that old man. His fights are going to be shit anyone because he's fucking old." As for the site, they should have just staged a battle there and made it worth my time.

I stand by point one . As for point two they were not aloud to do anything that could damage the site .

(December 21, 2017 at 3:56 am)ignoramus Wrote: If the storm troopers don't start shooting straight, it's  game over 5 minutes into the movie!...

1.  Storm trooper armor are plastic

2.  Plastics are impervious to acid

3. Thus alien blood has no potency against imperial storm troopers

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(December 21, 2017 at 7:25 am)Tizheruk Wrote:

(December 21, 2017 at 1:54 am)ignoramus Wrote: I would be quite content if they took out all the shitty comedy from SW. (like Luke grabbing his light sabre and throwing it over his shoulder - that's just childish and very unbecoming for a master Jedi)

Really i thought it was hilarious .

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(December 20, 2017 at 11:42 pm)Shell B Wrote: They could've given me that impression with twenty fewer minutes of it. He was discouraging me more than her. I kept thinking, "Just leave that old man. His fights are going to be shit anyone because he's fucking old." As for the site, they should have just staged a battle there and made it worth my time.

I stand by point one . As for point two they were not aloud to do anything that could damage the site .

Yoda:  “a Jedi must have the deepest commitment, the most serious mind.......”

The ethos of the Jedi in the first 6 episolds was grown-upness. However even grown ups may fall short. This was trashed in the latest movie.

(December 20, 2017 at 1:25 pm)Shell B Wrote: a bit confused about the Rey/Finn/Rose dynamic. What da fuck is happening?

Episode IX's climax will be a threesome

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I don't get why everyone is mad about Luke's character. It gave it depth, realism and struggle. That's what I want in a movie?