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RE: Why don't we have people named Jesus?
April 5, 2018 at 3:52 pm
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(April 5, 2018 at 12:33 pm)Lek Wrote: (April 5, 2018 at 12:27 pm)vulcanlogician Wrote: I'm not sure that's correct.
I don't know. I was told that by a Mexican-American co-worker.
.............................what....the fuck...................? Really? This isn't one of those "I totally have a mexican friend, who's super real, who said stuff" things..right? Swear to jesus?
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RE: Why don't we have people named Jesus?
April 5, 2018 at 4:46 pm
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Yes Khemikal. I swear.
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RE: Why don't we have people named Jesus?
April 5, 2018 at 5:58 pm
(April 5, 2018 at 4:46 pm)Lek Wrote: Yes Khemikal. I swear.
I believe you Lek, but I think he was telling you a tale. Spanish and Hispanic Catholics really do name their kids after Jesus. Coincidentally, Jesus was just here fixing my stove.
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RE: Why don't we have people named Jesus?
April 5, 2018 at 6:06 pm
(April 5, 2018 at 4:46 pm)Lek Wrote: Yes Khemikal. I swear.
Why on earth would anyone fuck with you like that, lol?
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RE: Why don't we have people named Jesus?
April 5, 2018 at 6:34 pm
(April 5, 2018 at 5:58 pm)Jenny A Wrote: (April 5, 2018 at 4:46 pm)Lek Wrote: Yes Khemikal. I swear.
I believe you Lek, but I think he was telling you a tale. Spanish and Hispanic Catholics really do name their kids after Jesus. Coincidentally, Jesus was just here fixing my stove.
Ya but was he wearing a shirt?
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RE: Why don't we have people named Jesus?
April 5, 2018 at 6:37 pm
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(April 5, 2018 at 5:58 pm)Jenny A Wrote: (April 5, 2018 at 4:46 pm)Lek Wrote: Yes Khemikal. I swear.
I believe you Lek, but I think he was telling you a tale. Spanish and Hispanic Catholics really do name their kids after Jesus. Coincidentally, Jesus was just here fixing my stove.
All you need to do is look at a Spanish Bible. You will see Jesus and JesuChristi (note: I didn't bother with the special punctuation marks). And the one I was looking at, did have "John" as "Juan"
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RE: Why don't we have people named Jesus?
April 5, 2018 at 7:02 pm
.....jesu christi...... rr......
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RE: Why don't we have people named Jesus?
April 5, 2018 at 7:14 pm
I know an Englishman named Jesus Crisp.
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RE: Why don't we have people named Jesus?
April 5, 2018 at 8:17 pm
(April 5, 2018 at 6:37 pm)RoadRunner79 Wrote: (April 5, 2018 at 5:58 pm)Jenny A Wrote: I believe you Lek, but I think he was telling you a tale. Spanish and Hispanic Catholics really do name their kids after Jesus. Coincidentally, Jesus was just here fixing my stove. <
All you need to do is look at a Spanish Bible. You will see Jesus and JesuChristi (note: I didn't bother with the special punctuation marks). And the one I was looking at, did have "John" as "Juan"
Quote:1 Libro de la generación de Jesús, <I>el</I> Cristo, hijo de David, hijo de Abraham. 2Abraham engendró a Isaac; e Isaac engendró a Jacob; y Jacob engendró a Judá y a sus hermanos.
Mateo 1:1-2
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