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International Blasphemy Rights Day!

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International Blasphemy Rights Day!
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RE: International Blasphemy Rights Day!
August 19, 2018 at 12:24 pm
(August 19, 2018 at 12:14 pm)vorlon13 Wrote:
(August 19, 2018 at 10:33 am)IWNKYAAIMI Wrote: Jesus's arse wouldn't really interest me, I wouldn't mind shaving his mothers bush though.

Might not have been all that bristly when Holy Spirit turkey basterred God's manually expressed sperms into it.

The Holy Spurt must be a pedipalp of the spider God.
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RE: International Blasphemy Rights Day!
August 19, 2018 at 12:42 pm
Need a poster to go with it:

[Image: quote-blasphemy-is-a-victimless-crime-ri...-52-51.jpg]
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RE: International Blasphemy Rights Day!
August 19, 2018 at 12:50 pm
[Image: BLASPHEMY.jpg] [Image: 62505.jpg] [Image: blasphemy.jpg] [Image: wooiu.jpg] [Image: 940391]
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: International Blasphemy Rights Day!
August 19, 2018 at 1:36 pm
(August 19, 2018 at 12:14 pm)vorlon13 Wrote:
(August 19, 2018 at 10:33 am)IWNKYAAIMI Wrote: Jesus's arse wouldn't really interest me, I wouldn't mind shaving his mothers bush though.

Might not have been all that bristly when Holy Spirit turkey basterred God's manually expressed sperms into it.

I was talking about her face Smile
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RE: International Blasphemy Rights Day!
August 19, 2018 at 1:41 pm
It's going to be a good day to blaspheme.

Today is going to suck more than a $2 hooker during a navy layover!

Jesus fucking Allah while he gives Mo a bj!

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RE: International Blasphemy Rights Day!
August 19, 2018 at 3:18 pm
(August 19, 2018 at 1:41 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: It's going to be a good day to blaspheme.

. . . .

Jesus fucking Allah while he gives Mo a bj!

If not for all the lice, I wouldn't mind getting in on some of that . . . .
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RE: International Blasphemy Rights Day!
August 19, 2018 at 3:33 pm
(August 19, 2018 at 10:00 am)purplepurpose Wrote:
(August 19, 2018 at 9:54 am)vorlon13 Wrote: I want to ejaculate in Jesus' spear hole . . .

I hope your prepared to give birth to demon babies for a few dozen of years.

I hope that BM last Thursday counts . . . .
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RE: International Blasphemy Rights Day!
August 19, 2018 at 3:38 pm (This post was last modified: August 19, 2018 at 4:25 pm by vulcanlogician.)
The cool thing about this thread is that even theists can participate... because whatever beliefs they hold dear are going to be considered blasphemy by somebody else Tongue
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RE: International Blasphemy Rights Day!
August 19, 2018 at 3:48 pm
Even just amongst the LDS folks, blasphemy is dependent on the calendar. Even Joseph Smith would be a blasphemer today as so many of his revelations, rules, and dogma have been subsequently re-written.
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RE: International Blasphemy Rights Day!
September 6, 2018 at 7:22 pm
Prayer is like masturbation! Feels good, but does not do much for the person you are thinking about!
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