Posts: 30673
Threads: 2117
Joined: May 24, 2012
Reputation:
71
Ok, so I am a dumbass once again.
June 25, 2020 at 1:52 pm
I don't know what it is with me and lawn mowers. But once again I managed to run over something not good for the mower. Last time it was a metal fence post buried in the mud from when they replaced my house. Last year I couldn't start it, neighbor told me it was because I left my battery attached. So I replaced it, and it started. So it had been sitting all winter and I was thinking I would have to do the same thing, replace the battery because I didn't disconnect it. Ok fine, but turned out this time, the battery was fine and it just needed gas. GREAT. So I get through 99% of the yard and RUN OVER THE MOWER COVER!
I am hopeful all I will have to do is detangle what got caught. I bet everyone reading this is happy I don't have control of the nuclear codes.
Posts: 5773
Threads: 50
Joined: September 25, 2018
Reputation:
20
RE: Ok, so I am a dumbass once again.
June 25, 2020 at 2:11 pm
Shouldn't you be Brian38 then?
Posts: 66329
Threads: 140
Joined: June 28, 2011
Reputation:
160
RE: Ok, so I am a dumbass once again.
June 25, 2020 at 2:15 pm
Buy a goat Brian.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
Posts: 19881
Threads: 324
Joined: July 31, 2016
Reputation:
34
RE: Ok, so I am a dumbass once again.
June 25, 2020 at 2:51 pm
(June 25, 2020 at 2:15 pm)The Grand Nudger Wrote: Buy a goat Brian.
It would suicide.
Posts: 44050
Threads: 529
Joined: July 24, 2013
Reputation:
109
RE: Ok, so I am a dumbass once again.
June 25, 2020 at 3:12 pm
(This post was last modified: June 25, 2020 at 3:12 pm by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
Have you ever thought of taking a walk through your yard BEFORE you mow? You know, to check for obstacles?
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
Posts: 66329
Threads: 140
Joined: June 28, 2011
Reputation:
160
RE: Ok, so I am a dumbass once again.
June 25, 2020 at 3:19 pm
Alternatively, you could just set fire to it.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
Posts: 30673
Threads: 2117
Joined: May 24, 2012
Reputation:
71
RE: Ok, so I am a dumbass once again.
June 25, 2020 at 3:39 pm
(This post was last modified: June 25, 2020 at 3:45 pm by Brian37.)
(June 25, 2020 at 2:11 pm)no one Wrote: Shouldn't you be Brian38 then?
It is funny you should mention that. The entire number thing at the end of my name, started long ago when I joined Infidel Guy's website I was 36 at the time, and my intent was to change it every year, but it was too much a pain in the ass after the first time. So I simply stuck with 37.
(June 25, 2020 at 3:12 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Have you ever thought of taking a walk through your yard BEFORE you mow? You know, to check for obstacles?
Boru
Lawn mower or not, I have been a clutz my entire life, this is simply another example.
If you asked me to boil water, I could burn it, and and my entire neighborhood.
Posts: 15205
Threads: 116
Joined: July 10, 2013
Reputation:
65
RE: Ok, so I am a dumbass once again.
June 25, 2020 at 4:12 pm
*klutz
“If you are the smartest person in the room, then you are in the wrong room.” — Confucius
Posts: 30673
Threads: 2117
Joined: May 24, 2012
Reputation:
71
RE: Ok, so I am a dumbass once again.
June 25, 2020 at 4:18 pm
(This post was last modified: June 25, 2020 at 4:33 pm by Brian37.)
(June 25, 2020 at 4:12 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: *klutz
Like I have said prior, I am a bad speller. But please don't tell me you don't find if funny that I ran over my own lawn mower cover.
That isn't funny to you?
I once broke the glass of an antique grandfather clock with a loaf of frozen loaf of french bread.
I also once painted an F-14 Tomcat fighter jet scale model in camouflage, which was never a desert or jungle jet.
If anyone asked me to build exact replicas of stop signs mine would end up with triangles, plaid and paisley.
If anyone remembers the story about the painting who restoration experts aske do fix the old painting of Jesus Well seems Mary is the latest victim.
https://news.artnet.com/art-world/murill...in-1888995
Posts: 44050
Threads: 529
Joined: July 24, 2013
Reputation:
109
RE: Ok, so I am a dumbass once again.
June 25, 2020 at 4:39 pm
(June 25, 2020 at 4:18 pm)Brian37 Wrote: (June 25, 2020 at 4:12 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: *klutz
Like I have said prior, I am a bad speller. But please don't tell me you don't find if funny that I ran over my own lawn mower cover.
That isn't funny to you?
I once broke the glass of an antique grandfather clock with a loaf of frozen loaf of french bread.
I also once painted an F-14 Tomcat fighter jet scale model in camouflage, which was never a desert or jungle jet.
If anyone asked me to build exact replicas of stop signs mine would end up with triangles, plaid and paisley.
If anyone remembers the story about the painting who restoration experts aske do fix the old painting of Jesus Well seems Mary is the latest victim.
https://news.artnet.com/art-world/murill...in-1888995
I don’t find it funny. I find it kind of sad.
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
|
