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Ok, so I am a dumbass once again.
June 25, 2020 at 1:52 pm
I don't know what it is with me and lawn mowers. But once again I managed to run over something not good for the mower. Last time it was a metal fence post buried in the mud from when they replaced my house. Last year I couldn't start it, neighbor told me it was because I left my battery attached. So I replaced it, and it started. So it had been sitting all winter and I was thinking I would have to do the same thing, replace the battery because I didn't disconnect it. Ok fine, but turned out this time, the battery was fine and it just needed gas. GREAT. So I get through 99% of the yard and RUN OVER THE MOWER COVER!
I am hopeful all I will have to do is detangle what got caught. I bet everyone reading this is happy I don't have control of the nuclear codes.
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June 25, 2020 at 2:11 pm
Shouldn't you be Brian38 then?
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June 25, 2020 at 2:15 pm
Buy a goat Brian.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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June 25, 2020 at 2:51 pm
(June 25, 2020 at 2:15 pm)The Grand Nudger Wrote: Buy a goat Brian.
It would suicide.
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June 25, 2020 at 3:12 pm
(This post was last modified: June 25, 2020 at 3:12 pm by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
Have you ever thought of taking a walk through your yard BEFORE you mow? You know, to check for obstacles?
Boru
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June 25, 2020 at 3:19 pm
Alternatively, you could just set fire to it.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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June 25, 2020 at 3:39 pm
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(June 25, 2020 at 2:11 pm)no one Wrote: Shouldn't you be Brian38 then?
It is funny you should mention that. The entire number thing at the end of my name, started long ago when I joined Infidel Guy's website I was 36 at the time, and my intent was to change it every year, but it was too much a pain in the ass after the first time. So I simply stuck with 37.
(June 25, 2020 at 3:12 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Have you ever thought of taking a walk through your yard BEFORE you mow? You know, to check for obstacles?
Boru
Lawn mower or not, I have been a clutz my entire life, this is simply another example.
If you asked me to boil water, I could burn it, and and my entire neighborhood.
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June 25, 2020 at 4:12 pm
*klutz
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June 25, 2020 at 4:18 pm
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