Quote:But neither Christians nor Muslims can be lead in prayer by a teacher or other member of the faculty.
To which the xtians always shriek....
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Help Me Answer My Evangelical Aunt's Most Recent Email!
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Quote:But neither Christians nor Muslims can be lead in prayer by a teacher or other member of the faculty. To which the xtians always shriek.... ![]() (December 29, 2011 at 2:58 pm)aleialoura Wrote: The drama is over this picture that she shared on bookface: Please let her know that Christians have taken the opportunity of what 2-3 people said about Tim Tebow praying and have thrown it around as a majority of people disliking Tebow because of his religion. Actually, almost all of Tebow's critics are not bashing Tebow, the Christian, but Tebow, the player. He has a ridiculous throwing motion and doesn't necessarily have the tools to be a consistently great NFL quarterback. I've had conversations with several of my Christian friends and associates who agree with this point. Many Christians have taken his critics words and twisted them for their agenda. Most non-Christians don't care about Tebow flaunting his religion around. The 2-3 people who have been only a little critical of it points to the fact that it may be a distraction, that's all. The rest have been critical of his throwing motion and his ability as a NFL quarterback. This is only propaganda to get Christians riled up and a great marketing ploy of Christians.
Thats all it is ...a marketing ploy for Christians.
"Help, were being oppressed!!!" Yeah right... (December 29, 2011 at 9:47 pm)aleialoura Wrote: I don't want this to happen to anyone, but what if Tebow were to get horribly injured? How would someone like my aunt explain that? God's will?What did you have in mind? Do you already have someone who will take care of him for you? Time to sleep with the fishes Timmy baby. This may be a little excessive as a way to get back at your aunt but hey .. what are ya gonna do?
You should expect these things...
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
I've been meaning to post an update, because I did reply. I decided to only reply with the bible verses that revj put in his suggestion about how Jesus said you're not supposed to flaunt your prayers.
That's literally all I put in the reply. I thought that anything I said probably wouldn't matter, but surely she cared what Jesus had to say since she loves him so much, and all. Here is the reply she sent to that: Alei's Aunt Wrote:I'm sorry, but I am afraid that we're going to have to agree to disagree on this. When Jesus said those things it was intended for a world where everyone believed in him like they did back then, not for the world we live in now, when everyone doesn't but needs to. I love you! 42
Quote:but surely she cared what Jesus had to say since she loves him so much, and all. Horseshit. Their jesus is a sockpuppet. They make him say whatever the fuck they want him to say. (January 2, 2012 at 2:16 pm)aleialoura Wrote: I've been meaning to post an update, because I did reply. I decided to only reply with the bible verses that revj put in his suggestion about how Jesus said you're not supposed to flaunt your prayers. now you have your excuse to any bible verse of Christian crap she tries to pull on you. Use the same excuse she used. Aunt - "you should worship jesus" You - "Naw, thats what Jesus intended for the people back then, and has nothing to do with the world we live in today. Aunt - "homosexuals are evil" You - "Naw, thats what Jesus intended for the people back then, and has nothing to do with the world we live in today. Go right ahead and use her excuse. Her excuse will work on ever single verse in the bible. And if she protests...and she will...just be sure to mention that it is a legitimate excuse, and until Jesus physically shows up right here and right now to straighten out the matter, you will continue to use it. Then thank your aunt for teaching you that excuse. ...then again, the way you talk about her, you pretty much avoid her anyways, which is probably for the best. |
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