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What's the funniest or most ridiculous bible quote you have ever heard or read?

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What's the funniest or most ridiculous bible quote you have ever heard or read?
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RE: What's the funniest or most ridiculous bible quote you have ever heard or read?
May 6, 2012 at 2:53 am
(May 6, 2012 at 1:43 am)DeeTee Wrote: You want believers to respect your position and freedom to choose to be an atheist yet you can't respect others choice of belief and their freedom to choose to follow it.

Are you a Poe or just stupid?

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RE: What's the funniest or most ridiculous bible quote you have ever heard or read?
May 6, 2012 at 2:56 am (This post was last modified: May 6, 2012 at 2:57 am by DeeTee.)
You and this thread have just shown that atheism does not have a better way than religious people and is worse than those you claim started all those wars in the name of some deity.

You can no longer criticize Christianity, Christ, God, the Bible, the Biblical authors or anyone who has a religious belief because you are not better than they.
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RE: What's the funniest or most ridiculous bible quote you have ever heard or read?
May 6, 2012 at 3:00 am
(May 6, 2012 at 2:56 am)DeeTee Wrote: You and this thread have just shown that atheism does not have a better way than religious people and is worse than those you claim started all those wars in the name of some deity.

You can no longer criticize Christianity, Christ, God, the Bible, the Biblical authors or anyone who has a religious belief because you are not better than they.

Madalyn Murray O'Hair - striking down christoholic stupidity since 1995.
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RE: What's the funniest or most ridiculous bible quote you have ever heard or read?
May 6, 2012 at 6:19 am
Stupid DT...of course we can criticise and demean your silly religion and flights of fantasy!!


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May 6, 2012 at 6:34 am (This post was last modified: May 6, 2012 at 6:35 am by Cyberman.)
What an interesting comparison... picking out absurd and otherwise funny quotes from a 'holy' book and poking fun at them is worse than waging a war in the name of an imaginary Big Brother? I'd be very interested to see how the casualties and fatalities stack up for both activities... call me Mr Cynical but I've a sneaking suspicion the figures may be ever-so-slightly one-sided.
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RE: What's the funniest or most ridiculous bible quote you have ever heard or read?
May 6, 2012 at 8:09 am (This post was last modified: May 6, 2012 at 8:09 am by Xyster.)
(May 6, 2012 at 2:56 am)DeeTee Wrote: You can no longer criticize Christianity, Christ, God, the Bible, the Biblical authors or anyone who has a religious belief because you are not better than they.

Sure I can .. Christianity IS a plauge, Christ is a MYTH, the bible IS man made bullshit.... I may not be better but to be a grown man/woman that still cling on to immaginary friends....well nuf said

2 kings 2 23-24 <--always loved that one... that one kinda falls in line with this criticize thing .. omg you made fun of my head and IM A HOLY MAN... I'm so telling on you..... (((poooF))) 2 fem bears maul the horrible mob of toddler terrorist...
Did I make a good point? thumbs up Smile I cant help it I'm a Kudos whore. P.S. Jesus is a MYTH.
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RE: What's the funniest or most ridiculous bible quote you have ever heard or read?
May 6, 2012 at 8:16 am (This post was last modified: May 6, 2012 at 8:19 am by The Grand Nudger.)
(May 6, 2012 at 1:43 am)DeeTee Wrote: So what do you think you gain from this thread?

You want believers to respect your position and freedom to choose to be an atheist yet you can't respect others choice of belief and their freedom to choose to follow it.

No wonder believers come on here and do not treat your posts with any respect or seriously, you fail to treat others as you want to be treated.

Feel free to believe in whatever beasties you wish, and while you sit over there enjoying that freedom, I'll be over here enjoying the freedom to crack jokes about it.

-Amusement, and sure I do. I don't put on kid gloves and bullshit people about fairy tales...which is precisely how I want to be treated.
(I actually get a little bit pissed when people try to pass that kind of bullshit over on me, as if they were speaking to a child about tooth fairies and toy-making elves. It was fine when I was five, however, a few decades later I'd expect to be treated like an adult. But hey, wish in one hand, shit in the other..)


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RE: What's the funniest or most ridiculous bible quote you have ever heard or read?
May 6, 2012 at 6:52 pm
Quote:You and this thread have just shown that atheism does not have a better way than religious people


Once again,; atheism is only a disbelief in gods,it does not have 'a way'.

I do not claim to speak for ANY other atheists..'My way' is based on skepticism and a demand for proof of any claims. Yes, I do believe my way is better (and harder) than replacing critical thinking with bronze age superstitions..Angry
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RE: What's the funniest or most ridiculous bible quote you have ever heard or read?
May 6, 2012 at 11:02 pm
RE the OP question:

John 3:16

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RE DeeTee:

(May 6, 2012 at 1:43 am)DeeTee Wrote: So what do you think you gain from this thread?

A laugh.

Quote:You want believers to respect your position and freedom to choose to be an atheist yet you can't respect others choice of belief and their freedom to choose to follow it.
No wonder believers come on here and do not treat your posts with any respect or seriously, you fail to treat others as you want to be treated.

Actually, there are a handful of Christians that I respect a lot and I make a conscious effort not to insult their silly god when I'm around them. However, this is NOT THEIR HOUSE ... it's ours!! A-t-h-i-e-s-t-F-o-r-u-m-s. (spelled it out for you). Yes, having this conversation in one of your churches would be a rude thing for atheists to do. But we're NOT in your GOD DAMN CHURCH ARE WE!

It is YOU who have sought us out, not the other way around --- so either GET THE FUCK OUT or SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!





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RE: What's the funniest or most ridiculous bible quote you have ever heard or read?
May 18, 2012 at 5:02 pm
"As a dog returns to its vomit, so a fool repeats his folly."
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