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Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
Rev, answer me you chuckle fuck, this is like the 3rd or 4th time of asking, maybe if I put it in bold, you will see it?

You claimed that there was scientific evidence for a world-wide flood but didn't present it. Present it now, or admit that you were wrong to make such a claim.
'The more I learn about people the more I like my dog'- Mark Twain

'You can have all the faith you want in spirits, and the afterlife, and heaven and hell, but when it comes to this world, don't be an idiot. Cause you can tell me you put your faith in God to put you through the day, but when it comes time to cross the road, I know you look both ways.' - Dr House

“Young earth creationism is essentially the position that all of modern science, 90% of living scientists and 98% of living biologists, all major university biology departments, every major science journal, the American Academy of Sciences, and every major science organization in the world, are all wrong regarding the origins and development of life….but one particular tribe of uneducated, bronze aged, goat herders got it exactly right.” - Chuck Easttom

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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
(June 18, 2014 at 9:37 am)Bad Wolf Wrote: Rev, answer me you chuckle fuck, this is like the 3rd or 4th time of asking, maybe if I put it in bold, you will see it?

You claimed that there was scientific evidence for a world-wide flood but didn't present it. Present it now, or admit that you were wrong to make such a claim.

That might be one of his upcoming "arguments", so he's saving it for then...
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Well, there is nothing left to argue about on this thread, why not do it now?
'The more I learn about people the more I like my dog'- Mark Twain

'You can have all the faith you want in spirits, and the afterlife, and heaven and hell, but when it comes to this world, don't be an idiot. Cause you can tell me you put your faith in God to put you through the day, but when it comes time to cross the road, I know you look both ways.' - Dr House

“Young earth creationism is essentially the position that all of modern science, 90% of living scientists and 98% of living biologists, all major university biology departments, every major science journal, the American Academy of Sciences, and every major science organization in the world, are all wrong regarding the origins and development of life….but one particular tribe of uneducated, bronze aged, goat herders got it exactly right.” - Chuck Easttom

"If my good friend Doctor Gasparri speaks badly of my mother, he can expect to get punched.....You cannot provoke. You cannot insult the faith of others. You cannot make fun of the faith of others. There is a limit." - Pope Francis on freedom of speech
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(June 18, 2014 at 10:18 am)Bad Wolf Wrote: Well, there is nothing left to argue about on this thread, why not do it now?

Is there anything to argue about on any of his threads? except for his incomprehension of what the actual science says...
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Hey Rev, how much commission does Jesus pay for each soul rescued? And what's the heaven-earth exchange rate? I hear mustard seeds are worth a lot up there.
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
Rev - straightforward question:

What are you doing here? You are failing miserably in your attempt to "save" us from your sky daddy. You and your posts are the poster children for all that is emblematic of theistic "arguments".

When the tactics aren't working (and they clearly are not), perhaps it is time to change it up. Read some of the material we've given you. At the least you should try to understand your opponents' position, if for no other reason than learning how to defeat their arguments. (Good luck with that!)

Demonstrating deep ignorance on numerous topics is not the way to persuade your audience.

Yours Truly,

Jesus
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Rev, LISTEN when Jesus speaks to you, GODDAMMIT!
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(June 18, 2014 at 12:28 am)Revelation777 Wrote:


Rev, I see you're back and up to your same old bullshit antics. Preaching, making unsubstantiated claims and refusing to present anything remotely close to evidence.

Why are you here. You've made it obvious that you're not interested in any actual discussion. So, is it to get awarded "heaven points" from your vile, repugnant, murdering bastard of a gawd or are you just here to try to get converts?

(June 18, 2014 at 8:51 am)Revelation777 Wrote:
(June 14, 2014 at 3:48 pm)Creed of Heresy Wrote: The problem there is you said "missionaries."

You speak as if that's a good thing. Exploiting the needy, the sick, the poor, the starving by giving them what they need to live and then telling them it's all because of the god YOU believe in that they're being helped, and that they need to accept this god or they'll suffer even in death.

Yeah. Really fucking generous.

Actually that's called coercion. Yeah, your "generous" missionaries are being a bunch of subversive slimeball coercive exploitative thugs, dangling food over the head of those suffering the agony of starvation, and placing it in their hand while pushing your book into the other.

Religion loves to prey on the weak and suffering. If you guys were really doing it for charity, you'd keep your fucking traps shut about your religious bullshit when you're helping these people, and simply let them know what you believe and nothing else. Instead you push your bullshit on them, and what else are they going to think? Are they, in their starving agony, really going to think for themselves? Are you really enlightening them, bringing them into the fold of your lord? Or are you simply snatching people into the shadows before they can begin to see light?

Those of secular charities are true charities. Those of missions are little more than manipulative scumbags, serving their own agenda and cloaking it with the trappings of generosity.

Unbelievable.

We are commissioned to share the gospel with everyone

Sharing is all well and good. Commendable even. Making that sharing a stipulation of receiving aid is just plain bullshit. That you can defend it shows exactly the type of scum bag you are.

(June 18, 2014 at 10:38 am)Pickup_shonuff Wrote: Hey Rev, how much commission does Jesus pay for each soul rescued? And what's the heaven-earth exchange rate? I hear mustard seeds are worth a lot up there.

Yeah, but the only exchange for mustard seeds is in faith points. You get a lot of them, but a lot of nothing is still jack shit.
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(June 18, 2014 at 8:51 am)Revelation777 Wrote: We are commissioned to share the gospel with everyone

Whats the take in?

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Oh. I'm in the wrong damned business.

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(September 17, 2015 at 4:04 pm)Parkers Tan Wrote: I make change in the coin tendered. If you want courteous treatment, behave courteously. Preaching at me and calling me immoral is not courteous behavior.
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Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
(June 14, 2014 at 3:24 pm)Revelation777 Wrote: The proof that Christ is a changed life of not just me but millions of other born again believers who placed their trust in Him.

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