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RE: Mormon Church Admits J Smith Didn't Translate Book Of Abraham
August 7, 2014 at 5:13 pm
(August 7, 2014 at 3:41 pm)Thumpalumpacus Wrote: Needless to say, I'm a loyal and faithful man.
Third time's the charm.
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RE: Mormon Church Admits J Smith Didn't Translate Book Of Abraham
August 7, 2014 at 5:15 pm
(August 7, 2014 at 3:41 pm)Thumpalumpacus Wrote: There have been two killings in my family, one on each parent's side: my paternal grandmother killed killed her husband when she discovered him cheating, and my maternal great-aunt, who killed her husband when she discovered him cheating. In neither case was the killer prosecuted.
Needless to say, I'm a loyal and faithful man.
I'll bet you are.
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RE: Mormon Church Admits J Smith Didn't Translate Book Of Abraham
August 7, 2014 at 7:39 pm
(August 7, 2014 at 5:09 pm)Bad Writer Wrote: This thread has reminded me that I have an unanswered PM. Dammit.
This comment has reminded me that someone should be home from vacation...
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RE: Mormon Church Admits J Smith Didn't Translate Book Of Abraham
September 9, 2014 at 7:35 pm
Luke: You don't believe in the Force, do you?
Han Solo: Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, and I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen *anything* to make me believe that there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. 'Cause no mystical energy field controls *my* destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense.