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RE: god is a moron - genesis
August 2, 2015 at 1:08 pm
(August 2, 2015 at 11:14 am)polar bear Wrote: So I googled what the seven days of creation were. The first thing on the list was the following link.
This guy is a fucking moron. Even in my deepest darkest christian days I would have laughed at his attempt to meld science and creationism together. I hope you have a good laugh as I did.
http://www.keyway.ca/htm2002/sevncrea.htm
Yep the point still stands god is a fucking moron.
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RE: god is a moron - genesis
August 2, 2015 at 1:50 pm
How does god separate time in days before making the sun? Also, how can he create 'the heavens' without the sun? What are 'the heavens'?
And the entire description is dedicated to earth and its nearest surroundings, like the sun. Like, what about the rest of the huge fucking universe?
'And on the 85635366th day, god created the crab nebula'.......
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RE: god is a moron - genesis
August 2, 2015 at 1:55 pm
(August 2, 2015 at 1:50 pm)Neimenovic Wrote: How does god separate time in days before making the sun? Also, how can he create 'the heavens' without the sun? What are 'the heavens'?
And the entire description is dedicated to earth and its nearest surroundings, like the sun. Like, what about the rest of the huge fucking universe?
'And on the 85635366th day, god created the crab nebula'.......
There wouldn't be days at all not until day one being he created the sun.
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RE: god is a moron - genesis
August 2, 2015 at 2:42 pm
(August 2, 2015 at 1:50 pm)Neimenovic Wrote: How does god separate time in days before making the sun?
If "day" is understood as a unit of time rather than as the specific rotation of the earth, there is no problem with that. The story is being told in retrospect, not before the events, and so a unit of time designated later on can be used. Just like someone can tell you that Caesar travelled x number of kilometers for some purpose, even though "kilometers" was not a measurement at the time that Caesar travelled.
(August 2, 2015 at 1:50 pm)Neimenovic Wrote: Also, how can he create 'the heavens' without the sun? What are 'the heavens'?
The "heavens" are the rest of the universe not specifically mentioned in the other bits. Thus, the stars other than the sun, the other planets, etc.
(August 2, 2015 at 1:50 pm)Neimenovic Wrote: And the entire description is dedicated to earth and its nearest surroundings, like the sun. Like, what about the rest of the huge fucking universe?
'And on the 85635366th day, god created the crab nebula'.......
That is all part of the "heavens."
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RE: god is a moron - genesis
August 2, 2015 at 2:46 pm
Oh. So 'heavens', as in fucking EVERYTHING takes him one measly day, but the lousy plants on this tiny earth take the same amount of time?! -_-
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RE: god is a moron - genesis
August 2, 2015 at 2:50 pm
heaven is his house where everyone sings his praise. There is nothing else there, so it's bound to be a lot quicker than creating all the plants in so many varieties.
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RE: god is a moron - genesis
August 2, 2015 at 2:54 pm
(August 2, 2015 at 2:50 pm)Aoi Magi Wrote: heaven is his house where everyone sings his praise. There is nothing else there, so it's bound to be a lot quicker than creating all the plants in so many varieties.
But heavens is the rest of the universe ._.
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RE: god is a moron - genesis
August 2, 2015 at 2:57 pm
(August 2, 2015 at 2:46 pm)Neimenovic Wrote: Oh. So 'heavens', as in fucking EVERYTHING takes him one measly day, but the lousy plants on this tiny earth take the same amount of time?! -_-
Yes. It is a stupid story that reflects the [lack of] knowledge of the time in which it is written.
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RE: god is a moron - genesis
August 2, 2015 at 3:00 pm
(August 2, 2015 at 2:54 pm)Neimenovic Wrote: (August 2, 2015 at 2:50 pm)Aoi Magi Wrote: heaven is his house where everyone sings his praise. There is nothing else there, so it's bound to be a lot quicker than creating all the plants in so many varieties.
But heavens is the rest of the universe ._. Nope, the rest of the universe is a lie created by the devil to trick us. Don't you see? The universe is filled with darkness, and that symbolizes the devil.
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RE: god is a moron - genesis
August 2, 2015 at 3:02 pm
SO CONFUZZED ._.
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