What do you call the guy who drives the tour van?
The drummer.
The drummer.
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Why is a priest like a drill sergeant?
When they catch you giving blowjobs to other boys, they tell you to drop and give them 50. Feel free to send me a private message.
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Are there offensive jokes? There are! You never heard one of my catcalls
How do you know when a scouser's used your computer?
It's gone.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
My Muslim neighbour knocked the door earlier. He said that a bible had been delivered to him by mistake, so he burned it to show me how Muslims feel to have their religion insulted.
He was right, that was exactly how I felt. So I cut his head off.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
Back in his stand-up days, Pat Condell used to do one about the Islamic petty thief who had to keep changing his name - first Fingers, then Lefty, Hoppy and finally Stumpy.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
RE: Offensive Jokes
June 11, 2015 at 3:43 am
(This post was last modified: June 11, 2015 at 4:46 am by robvalue.)
I've heard Christians are now breeding a human with fifty eyes, to maximise retribution efficiency.
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Eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth.
If there is a god, I want to believe that there is a god. If there is not a god, I want to believe that there is no god.
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