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Offensive Jokes
RE: Offensive Jokes
What do you call the guy who drives the tour van?

The drummer.
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Why is a priest like a drill sergeant?

When they catch you giving blowjobs to other boys, they tell you to drop and give them 50.
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Are there offensive jokes? There are! You never heard one of my catcalls Big Grin
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How do you know when a scouser's used your computer?

It's gone.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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My Muslim neighbour knocked the door earlier. He said that a bible had been delivered to him by mistake, so he burned it to show me how Muslims feel to have their religion insulted.

He was right, that was exactly how I felt. So I cut his head off.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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Back in his stand-up days, Pat Condell used to do one about the Islamic petty thief who had to keep changing his name - first Fingers, then Lefty, Hoppy and finally Stumpy.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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I've heard Christians are now breeding a human with fifty eyes, to maximise retribution efficiency.
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(June 11, 2015 at 3:43 am)robvalue Wrote: I've heard Christians are now breeding a human with fifty eyes, to maximise retribution efficiency.

I don't get this one Rob
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
Religious Views: He gay

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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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Eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth.
If there is a god, I want to believe that there is a god.  If there is not a god, I want to believe that there is no god.
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Ohhhh Facepalm
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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