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How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas?

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How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas?
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#81
RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas?
November 10, 2015 at 5:00 pm
Not a picture, no.
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RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas?
November 10, 2015 at 5:04 pm (This post was last modified: November 10, 2015 at 5:07 pm by Losty. Edit Reason: ETA glow in the dark baby Jesus butt plug )
(November 10, 2015 at 5:00 pm)Faith No More Wrote: Not a picture, no.

The only other option was to link to the entire list. When you click the baby Jesus butt plug nothing happens. I couldn't figure out how to link to it.


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RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas?
November 10, 2015 at 10:58 pm
(November 8, 2015 at 8:48 pm)Beccs Wrote: I'm thinking of starting a Christian genocide.

They think they're being persecuted.  Let them feel how it is to TRULY be persecuted.



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#84
RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas?
November 10, 2015 at 11:17 pm
I am going to scare little Christian kids that Krampus is coming to get them! Krampus is like the devil and Santa is like God in Christmas analogies. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Krampus

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#85
RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas?
November 12, 2015 at 7:48 am
I don't know which is more disturbing - the Operation Yewtree look on the beast's face, the look of betrayal the boy's giving the 'cameraman', or that the girl's clearly thinking "Yeah, that's it, fucking eat the bitch!"
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas?
November 12, 2015 at 9:17 am
(November 10, 2015 at 11:17 pm)mbk734 Wrote: I am going to scare little Christian kids that Krampus is coming to get them! Krampus is like the devil and Santa is like God in Christmas analogies. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Krampus


The Shadow of St. Nicholas is featured is a holiday film this year. Be sure to bundle up the naughty kiddies and check out Krampus. Take the nice ones as well to ensure they don't cut up at the mall!



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RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas?
November 13, 2015 at 9:17 am
For Christmas I'm going to play this lovely game! Oh wait, I've been told I should play the Spanish version, that one has captured the true spirit of Christmas, apparently.


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RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas?
November 13, 2015 at 9:28 am
The Christmas spirit is all about dispensing with your family ASAP so you can play your new games.
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RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas?
November 13, 2015 at 10:10 am
One Christmas morning my whole family gathered around the tree with our hot chocolate and watched Borat. That was a good Christmas.
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RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas?
November 14, 2015 at 4:07 am
I trust every male got a mankini for Xmas.
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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