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RE: Self Wipe Toilet Tissue Aid
May 7, 2017 at 8:46 pm
Known as an assistive device.
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RE: Self Wipe Toilet Tissue Aid
May 7, 2017 at 8:52 pm
If you are unable to reach far enough back to wipe your own ass then an assistive device is available. A far better option than asking an asshole to assist you with this everyday act.
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RE: Self Wipe Toilet Tissue Aid
May 7, 2017 at 8:58 pm
"Steve" from Montreal to the rescue . . . .
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RE: Self Wipe Toilet Tissue Aid
May 7, 2017 at 9:21 pm
Can C/L be far behind.... and by "behind" I don't mean.....oh, never mind.
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RE: Self Wipe Toilet Tissue Aid
May 7, 2017 at 9:35 pm
I don't know.... with German commodes, accidentally touching the water doesn't ever seem to be a problem. Maybe I'm just super skilled though...
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Self Wipe Toilet Tissue Aid
May 7, 2017 at 9:37 pm
Maybe I need a German shitter.