Our server costs ~$56 per month to run. Please consider donating or becoming a Patron to help keep the site running. Help us gain new members by following us on Twitter and liking our page on Facebook!
Current time: November 1, 2026, 6:20 pm
Atheist Forums › Discussion › Off Topic v
Self Wipe Toilet Tissue Aid

Thread Rating:
  • 0 Vote(s) - 0 Average
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
Self Wipe Toilet Tissue Aid
KUSA Offline
Senior Member
****
Religious Views: I have unseen the light
Posts: 4664
Threads: 100
Joined: November 22, 2013
Reputation: 39
#1
Self Wipe Toilet Tissue Aid
May 7, 2017 at 8:20 pm
Find
Reply
chimp3 Offline Donators
Chimp Magnet
*****
Religious Views: NoReligion2
Posts: 5664
Threads: 219
Joined: June 20, 2016
Reputation: 61
#2
RE: Self Wipe Toilet Tissue Aid
May 7, 2017 at 8:46 pm
Known as an assistive device.
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!






Find
Reply
Iroscato Away Donators
Part-time Emperor of the Universe
*****
Religious Views: Does not compute.
Posts: 4705
Threads: 38
Joined: April 5, 2015
Reputation: 65
#3
RE: Self Wipe Toilet Tissue Aid
May 7, 2017 at 8:48 pm
Find
Reply
KUSA Offline
Senior Member
****
Religious Views: I have unseen the light
Posts: 4664
Threads: 100
Joined: November 22, 2013
Reputation: 39
#4
Self Wipe Toilet Tissue Aid
May 7, 2017 at 8:48 pm
(May 7, 2017 at 8:46 pm)chimp3 Wrote: Known as an assistive device.


What do you think of it?
Find
Reply
chimp3 Offline Donators
Chimp Magnet
*****
Religious Views: NoReligion2
Posts: 5664
Threads: 219
Joined: June 20, 2016
Reputation: 61
#5
RE: Self Wipe Toilet Tissue Aid
May 7, 2017 at 8:52 pm
If you are unable to reach far enough back to wipe your own ass then an assistive device is available. A far better option than asking an asshole to assist you with this everyday act.
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!






Find
Reply
KUSA Offline
Senior Member
****
Religious Views: I have unseen the light
Posts: 4664
Threads: 100
Joined: November 22, 2013
Reputation: 39
#6
Self Wipe Toilet Tissue Aid
May 7, 2017 at 8:55 pm (This post was last modified: May 7, 2017 at 8:55 pm by KUSA.)
(May 7, 2017 at 8:48 pm)Iroscato Wrote: Why the fuck are you wiping your arse whilst still seated then?


Because I don't want the poo to squish between my butt cheeks and make it harder to wipe up.
Find
Reply
vorlon13 Offline
Posting Freak
*****
Religious Views: agnostic 12 stepper
Posts: 30129
Threads: 304
Joined: April 18, 2014
Reputation: 91
#7
RE: Self Wipe Toilet Tissue Aid
May 7, 2017 at 8:58 pm
"Steve" from Montreal to the rescue . . . .
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




Find
Reply
Minimalist Offline Donators
Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass
*****
Religious Views: Fuck It
Posts: 69246
Threads: 3759
Joined: August 2, 2009
Reputation: 258
#8
RE: Self Wipe Toilet Tissue Aid
May 7, 2017 at 9:21 pm
Can C/L be far behind.... and by "behind" I don't mean.....oh, never mind.
Find
Reply
Alex K Offline
Ich fühle Luft von anderem Planeten
*****
Religious Views: Theism is not plausible
Posts: 18544
Threads: 131
Joined: January 19, 2014
Reputation: 90
#9
RE: Self Wipe Toilet Tissue Aid
May 7, 2017 at 9:35 pm
I don't know.... with German commodes, accidentally touching the water doesn't ever seem to be a problem. Maybe I'm just super skilled though...
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

Find
Reply
KUSA Offline
Senior Member
****
Religious Views: I have unseen the light
Posts: 4664
Threads: 100
Joined: November 22, 2013
Reputation: 39
#10
Self Wipe Toilet Tissue Aid
May 7, 2017 at 9:37 pm
Maybe I need a German shitter.
Find
Reply


Atheist Forums › Discussion › Off Topic v
Self Wipe Toilet Tissue Aid

Possibly Related Threads…
Thread Author Replies Views Last Post
  Toilet paper Kitan Etos 15 3862 April 12, 2023 at 8:08 am
Last Post: h4ym4n
  Self entitled meaningless rant. Jackie 4 1811 October 22, 2018 at 12:44 pm
Last Post: Angrboda
  Low self esteem, feelings of worthlessness, and lack of purpose Catholic_Lady 63 21466 August 2, 2017 at 3:13 pm
Last Post: RoadRunner79
  looking at toilet paper after wiping Catholic_Lady 175 78048 June 5, 2017 at 1:37 pm
Last Post: vorlon13
  Self-Identities as a Mermaid Neo-Scholastic 15 4845 January 18, 2017 at 6:14 pm
Last Post: ignoramus
  The-Boring-Self-Absorbed-Rambely-Bullshit-Thread Edwardo Piet 38 10976 April 19, 2016 at 2:28 am
Last Post: robvalue
  Your self in real life vs on AF Catholic_Lady 94 35737 February 5, 2016 at 7:14 pm
Last Post: Edwardo Piet
  Dirty toilet water Chad32 12 5587 August 16, 2015 at 10:15 am
Last Post: vorlon13
  Public Toilet Strategies Catholic_Lady 75 23216 July 10, 2015 at 11:54 am
Last Post: rado84
  Self-racism? Dystopia 69 26380 February 9, 2015 at 5:24 pm
Last Post: Dystopia



Users browsing this thread: 1 Guest(s)