Ok, so I am a dumbass once again.

[Brian37]

So, if we were a TV sitcom, you'd be the "meathead"?

Not familiar with "meathead", forgive me.

But if Meathead is comic relief, you go t me. That is exactly what they were thinking at the time. "Dumbass, we are not going to let you die, but you are still a dumbass."

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

So, if we were a TV sitcom, you'd be the "meathead"?

Not familiar with "meathead", forgive me.

But if Meathead is comic relief, you go t me. That is exactly what they were thinking at the time. "Dumbass, we are not going to let you die, but you are still a dumbass."

‘Meathead’ was Archie Bunker’s name for his son-in-law. It means ‘dead from the neck up’.

Boru

[Ranjr]

I have a mower.  I doubt I could start it without a cold beer.

I don't consider "a beer" drunk.

I reckon not but you gotta have one before you can have eight.  You can't pull the cord before you pop a top.

[Little lunch]

You forgot to turn it off?
I've had people empty a fryer and not bother to refill it or clean it and then I've turned it on the next day without looking.
I like to think of it as a smoke alarm test. :-)

No I didn't forget to turn it off. My riding mower automatically shuts off if you lift weight of the chair. I simply tried to skirt the cover and got too close.

And as far  as deep fryers, I think they are fucking evil. Yes they produce great food for everyone who knows how to use them. But to me, they are a fucking volcano daring you to piss off Vesuvius. I love fried foods, just not operating deep fryers.

No, I meant did you forget to turn the fryer off as you were emptying or straining it.
That's how we usually fuck up deep fryers.

[Brian37]

Not familiar with "meathead", forgive me.

But if Meathead is comic relief, you go t me. That is exactly what they were thinking at the time. "Dumbass, we are not going to let you die, but you are still a dumbass."

‘Meathead’ was Archie Bunker’s name for his son-in-law. It means ‘dead from the neck up’.

Boru

Ok, now I remember.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Stifle!!!

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

‘We call him Black Elmo so as not to get him confused with Regular Elmo.’

So many great lines from that show.

Boru

[Anomalocaris]

*klutz

Like I have said prior, I am a bad speller. But please don't tell me you don't find if funny that I ran over my own lawn mower cover. 

That isn't funny to you?

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I once broke the glass of an antique  grandfather clock with a loaf of frozen loaf of french bread.

I also once painted an F-14 Tomcat fighter jet scale model  in camouflage, which was never a desert or jungle jet.

If anyone asked me to build exact replicas of stop signs mine would end up with triangles,  plaid and paisley.

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If anyone remembers the story about the painting who restoration experts aske do fix the old painting of Jesus  Well seems Mary is the latest victim.

https://news.artnet.com/art-world/murill...in-1888995

Well, I regret to inform you you fucked up even in assessing when you’ve fucked up.   The F-14 was a desert jet, painted in desert comouflage.   In Iranian Service.

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

Like I have said prior, I am a bad speller. But please don't tell me you don't find if funny that I ran over my own lawn mower cover. 

That isn't funny to you?

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I once broke the glass of an antique  grandfather clock with a loaf of frozen loaf of french bread.

I also once painted an F-14 Tomcat fighter jet scale model  in camouflage, which was never a desert or jungle jet.

If anyone asked me to build exact replicas of stop signs mine would end up with triangles,  plaid and paisley.

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If anyone remembers the story about the painting who restoration experts aske do fix the old painting of Jesus  Well seems Mary is the latest victim.

https://news.artnet.com/art-world/murill...in-1888995

Well, I regret to inform you you fucked up even in assessing when you’ve fucked up.   The F-14 was a desert jet, painted in desert comouflage.   In Iranian Service.

Brian is more comfortable looking like a boob that he is looking things up.

Boru

[The Grand Nudger]

Ill just say again that you should probably set fire to your lawn and be done with it. It will save everyone alot of heartache and will save you the embarassment.