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So you when to hell now what.
#71
RE: So you when to hell now what.
(November 21, 2014 at 3:31 pm)Chad32 Wrote: In the bible, Yahweh sometimes has a habit of "giving people over to sin", so maybe that's really what hell is. Putting them in a place away from heaven, and giving them over to sin. Which really wouldn't be bad at all.

I'm very there.

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#72
RE: So you when to hell now what.
(November 21, 2014 at 5:25 pm)Parkers Tan Wrote: I'm very there.

I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints.
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#73
RE: So you when to hell now what.
The sinners are much more fun.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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#74
RE: So you when to hell now what.
Only the good die young
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#75
RE: So you when to hell now what.
Interesting enaugh, fundamentalist believers see Heaven just as a place where one can worship God for eternity. With that in mind, you don't really need Hell. Just send everyone to Heaven: zealots are going to feel good while everyone else is going to plunge into eternal insanity.
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#76
RE: So you when to hell now what.
(November 21, 2014 at 5:57 pm)Smaug Wrote: zealots are going to feel good while everyone else is going to plunge into eternal insanity.

Or, as they say, boring as hell.
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#77
RE: So you when to hell now what.
(November 21, 2014 at 6:01 pm)abaris Wrote:
(November 21, 2014 at 5:57 pm)Smaug Wrote: zealots are going to feel good while everyone else is going to plunge into eternal insanity.

Or, as they say, boring as hell.

heavenly harp music on the same repeating track.
the issue of hell is gone and dead. ouch Christians are going to hate this guy in the video.


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RE: So you when to hell now what.
(November 20, 2014 at 10:09 pm)dyresand Wrote: So your in hell for one reason or another.
what would you do there?

My whole thing would be so this is it just fire flames eternal torture.
This in reality might be heaven for a masochist. But wouldn't
after awhile it would be the complete norm for a person oh
hey time to get burned alive again or well oh hey i'm getting
stabbed with a pitch fork again. While people in heaven
are the exact same opposite and its like oh hey its that 1
same harp song and it just keeps repeating. eventually
insanity would set in for people in heaven and in hell
if that is a routine schedule.


You are ignoring the obvious -

What is the advantage of a male human soul reaching heaven to spend the all eternity stroking a male gods ego? AS far as I have seen - an eternal homosexual relationship with a god.
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#79
RE: So you when to hell now what.
(November 21, 2014 at 8:22 pm)ThomM Wrote:
(November 20, 2014 at 10:09 pm)dyresand Wrote: So your in hell for one reason or another.
what would you do there?

My whole thing would be so this is it just fire flames eternal torture.
This in reality might be heaven for a masochist. But wouldn't
after awhile it would be the complete norm for a person oh
hey time to get burned alive again or well oh hey i'm getting
stabbed with a pitch fork again. While people in heaven
are the exact same opposite and its like oh hey its that 1
same harp song and it just keeps repeating. eventually
insanity would set in for people in heaven and in hell
if that is a routine schedule.


You are ignoring the obvious -

What is the advantage of a male human soul reaching heaven to spend the all eternity stroking a male gods ego? AS far as I have seen - an eternal homosexual relationship with a god.

There is no advantage of going to heaven you are forced to always be happy you have to praise god and kiss his ass. you give up your free will so say good bye to that. you have 1 repeating harp song over and over. if you hated some person or really disliked them chances are you will meet them in heaven. meeting people in heaven such as if you meet someone there who sexually or verbally abused you that one person on the off chance will be happier but the person who had said actions done against them wouldn't.
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RE: So you when to hell now what.
(November 21, 2014 at 3:54 pm)Godschild Wrote:



Tell us what would it be like if you were eternally separated from God, can a fallible mind even conceive such a thing. God's love rains down on everyone even though they do not see it.


(November 21, 2014 at 3:37 pm)Godschild Wrote: You actually know what it's like to be separated from God.
Hell is never referred to as torture except by those who see themselves qualified to be there. But your description of hell is much closer to what it will be like, except that the struggling and screaming will never end, the mind will be eternally lasting.

GC




No you haven't just because you fail to recognize Him doesn't mean He's not present in your life.

GC




They abused the powers they had, just because they did something wrong doesn't mean it's true.

GC




Sources for this post please.

GC

Three unsupported assertions and a complete misrepresentation of the question asked followed by a request for evidence. Fucking priceless.



(November 21, 2014 at 8:35 pm)dyresand Wrote: There is no advantage of going to heaven you are forced to always be happy you have to praise god and kiss his ass. you give up your free will so say good bye to that. you have 1 repeating harp song over and over. if you hated some person or really disliked them chances are you will meet them in heaven. meeting people in heaven such as if you meet someone there who sexually or verbally abused you that one person on the off chance will be happier but the person who had said actions done against them wouldn't.

The whole christer pyramid scheme relies on the concept of "free will." Lucifer's "free will" got him booted from Heaven, Adam and Eve's "free will" got them booted from the garden and our "free will" is what makes us horrible sinners. Yet the christers try to sell the idea that the new heaven and the new earth will somehow be different even though all who are there will still have "free will."

If there is "free will" in the alleged afterlife, someone, sometime (we're talking about eternity after all) will fuck it up, get booted and start the whole fucking cycle over again. Christer "logic" only works up to a point (and not a very distant point at all) before it come crashing down. The willfully ignorant continue to ignore it's failings.
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